You Should be Taking My Gambling/ Fantasy Football Advice

Before the season started, I gave you amazing fantasy football advice, telling you to pass over the top QBs and take Philip Rivers instead. I later predicted Arian Foster to be a breakout fantasy football player. Rivers and Foster are two of the top-ranked players in fantasy football this season.

Then, I subtlety started an NFL Pick of the Week, where I selected one team which I thought had the best chance to cover the spread and win you some money. Amazingly, after 12 weeks I am 9-3! I can’t believe it myself. When it comes to NFL betting, you should be taking my advice. Don’t waste your time reading scouting reports and analyzing stats. Just come right here, read a few funny posts and get a winning pick.  The pick is on the top right sidebar.

Sadly, I have not won a dime off my amazing run since I haven’t actually bet on any of these games myself.  I’m afraid if I start I’ll go on a losing streak.

This week, I like the Rams -3 over the Cardinals.  The Arizona defense is horrendous, allowing nearly 400 yards per game.  Last week they got torched by a bad San Francisco 49ers team, who are currently 23rd in the league in total offense.

Meanwhile, Sam Bradford and the Rams have been impressive of late. Last week, they put up 36 points on the road. They’ll put up a lot of points again this week and win by a touchdown at least.

The beauty of gambling is that it makes boring games interesting.  There aren’t too many games shittier than this in the NFL this week.   So take the Rams and, at the least, you’ll be able to take interest in an otherwise crappy football game.

1 comment for “You Should be Taking My Gambling/ Fantasy Football Advice

  1. December 6, 2010 at 11:19 am

    Make that 10-3 bitches

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