Why is This Man So Excited to Have Three Vibrators?

So I’m watching television recently and I see this ridiculous commercial for a vibrator by Trojan called the Triphoria. In the commercial, a bride-to-be is at a bridal shower when she discovers that three of her friends all bought her the same vibrator as a gift. This part of the commercial is kind of funny but it’s not really the part that confuses me. (Although the fact that I saw this commercial multiple times on Christmas Day is confusing enough. God knows how many small children saw this during the Star Wars marathon on Spike. I can only imagine those conversations: “Mommy, what’s a vibrator?”)

At the very end of the commercial, the woman goes back home to tell her fiancé the exciting news: that she got, not one…not two…but three vibrators!

Check out the fiance’s reaction to this news…

Why is this man so excited that his future wife received three vibrators!?

If anything, that should be bad news for him. If this vibrator is as good as advertised, she may not need her man anymore. Even if they decide to use one to spice up their sex life from time-to-time, why is he so excited to have three? She only has one vagina! Do they run through vibrators super fast and like to have a couple back-ups just incase? Does he plan on using one on himself somehow? Are they planning a gang-bang?

Can anyone answer this question!?

3 comments for “Why is This Man So Excited to Have Three Vibrators?

  1. December 26, 2010 at 3:14 pm

    One for my ass, one for yours and the last one for a little ATM! I’m so glad we got married.

  2. December 28, 2010 at 7:39 pm

    hahahah! sweet…. wtf!

    I’m also concerned about the 3 women that bought this gift for their friend. Their hair was blown back which means they have used the vibrator. Does this mean the gift has been used before and is a sloppy second? If so then, not so SWWWEEEET!

  3. Joe
    December 31, 2010 at 5:36 pm

    I guess he either:

    A – has no dick

    B – has a dick, but it’s a flat tire

    C – wants to use the vibe on his ass

    D – can’t use his tongue effectively and needs the assistance

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