Tiger Woods and Other Athletes Can Learn from Derek Jeter

tiger-woods-elin-nordegrenAs everyone knows by now, Tiger Woods has fallen victim to a marriage scandal that so many other high profile athletes in the past have also dealt with. Alex Rodriguez, Kobe Bryant and Woods are just a few big name athletes whose infidelity has been well documented in tabloids and other forms of media.

While their reputations have been scarred forever, one athlete who has banged a countless number of beautiful women continues to have a spotless reputation. This man is DEREK JETER. Do you know why? Because he’s NOT MARRIED.

Any professional athlete, especially an athlete the caliber of a Tiger Woods, should NOT get married—at least not until much later in life. Derek Jeter has slept with Ms. Universe, Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, Mariah Carey and who knows how many other hot chicks. Only NOW, as he enters the back-end of his career is he finally starting to settle down. He’s been with actress Minka Kelly for quite some time now.

Other athletes need to follow the “Jeter Formula”. When you make it big, fuck as many women as possible. Bang supermodels, strippers, singers and actresses. Fuck until your dick falls off. Then, once you start to leave your prime, (although Jeter is still very good), then look to settle down. Wait till your late 30’s or early 40’s and then marry a busty 25-year old.

The bottom line is this: There is just too much temptation for these professional athletes. I don’t think anyone should cheat on their wives and as someone who will be getting married soon, I would never cheat. However, I do not have the type of lifestyle these superstar athletes have.

Every time guys like Bryant or Woods step out of their house, beautiful women gravitate towards them. I could see it being pretty easy to have a moment of weakness. I pop a semi when a beautiful woman just says hi to me. So I could imagine how difficult it is to resist the temptation they receive from gorgeous women on a daily basis.

This is why professional athletes should wait to get married. Hopefully future stars will take my advice.



4 comments for “Tiger Woods and Other Athletes Can Learn from Derek Jeter

  1. DV
    December 14, 2009 at 8:40 pm

    Jeter will never make as much money as Jordan and Woods though.

    It’s really about greed. Tiger wanted to be MJ II and the only way you can sell station wagons is if you’re married with kids, so that’s what he did. Jeter is only marketable up to a point, because he’s a bachelor.

    Tiger wanted to do like Jordan did and sell Wheaties and all the wholesome stuff. That’s why he got married.

    I agree with you though, he should’ve did like Jeter and continued to fuck around, but he got greedy and wanted the HUGE bucks instead of just the big bucks.

  2. Lanoue
    January 14, 2010 at 10:25 am

    Like all celebrities who “get into trouble”, Tiger Woods is going to “Rehab”. A sex addiction rehab that is! http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2807214/Tiger-Woods-in-rehab-to-cure-his-sex-drive.html

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