The Ten Most Underrated Hot Celebrities

Yesterday, I gave you the ten most overrated celebrities.  Today, contributor Frank Wheeler give you the ten most underrated celebrities.  

These girls have flown under the radar and it’s about the time they get the attention they deserve. Frank and John have a different opinion on one girl who manages to appear on both lists.  Click read more to find out who that is and to check out the rest of the babes.


This star from last year’s Best Picture winner, Slumdog Millionaire, may not be so much underrated as she is just, well, unknown. But frankly I find that unacceptable. She’s gorgeous, and quite the actress. Some critics claimed she was too pretty for a role that demanded realism, but in all honesty, fuck realism. She was the only thing worth looking at in a movie full of dudes. Great movie. Better actress. More guys need to know who she is, and Maxim needs to take some damn photos.


Chris Brown should be shot. No man should ever lay a finger on a woman, ever, in any circumstance whatsoever. But Rihanna? That’s plain LUDACRIS (pun intended). I don’t normally dig short hair but the girl has legs that would make me question my religion. And go watch the video for her song “S.O.S”. Now. Plus, she has a swagger and singing style that demands respect (and repeat plays). Run this town, girl.


My good friend John thinks she gets too much attention, and therefore deems her “overrated.” I say: not enough attention. Girl is so banging I forget what to do when I look at her. Seriously. If I was ever in an intimate situation with her I’d probably curl up in the fetal position and just cry. She’d be that dominating a presence. Oh, and I’d also need a clean pair of shorts. Plus, she has a wild side. Can I keep going?


Girl-next-door queen. This is the epitome of a woman, when married to your friend, you wonder how he did it and why your woman isn’t like her. She may not turn the most heads on the Red Carpet, but damn it, in Bed Bath and Beyond on a Saturday morning, she’d turn the head of every whipped guy in there with their wives. See her in The Office and “I Love You, Man.”


Besides talking too often like she’s from the ghetto, Alicia Keys has everything going for her. Beautiful face, sick body and a powerful voice that might be the baddest in the business. She single-handedly made Jay-Z’s Blueprint 3 worth picking up. But her looks are the final dagger.


Do people really think she looks like a rat? C’mon boys, smarten up and stay chiseled. This chica is so pretty it hurts looking at her. And she’s an indie-movie lover’s dream – Almodovar’s go-to actress will do comedy or drama at the switch of a button. She’ll also undress at the same switch. But no matter – clothes on or off she has my vote


The First Lady has style, grace and smarts. Her fashion sense is revolutionary for a president’s wife. She’s in great shape and frankly, is quite good looking. May not be the hottest woman on the planet, but she is WAY underrated. FYI she’s banging the Nobel Peace prize winner, US President, and friend of Jay-Z all at once. Kudos.


To some, she is not underrated at all. But I just don’t hear her talked about enough when the “hottest chick in Entertainment” conversation comes up. Holy shit. Watch Malena or Matrix: Reloaded. Her body and lips make me dream things that 1) I’m ashamed of and 2) I can’t write in this blog. God patted Himself on the shoulder when she was born. I’d drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart on the phone.


Giada De Laurentiis
She is way up there on my main list, forget underrated. I love her. Like, seriously. Watch her show and you’ll know why. She’s down to Earth, humble, and a good cook. Plus gorgeous with a tremendous body? Marry me. Please, marry me. If you were my mother, Giada, I would have never left the house as a kid. Look at her body. Dear goodness. Gentleman – take notice. That rack is PERFECT.


Chuck is an average show with average actors. But for some reason whenever it’s on, I can’t change the channel. I can’t look away. In fact, I can’t even stand up (if you know what I mean). Most folks don’t even know who she is. That must change. She is stunningly sexy and a solid actress to match. Her body is probably the nicest on this list (cut, but voluptuous) and her face is near-perfect. Cheers, Yvonne, with good reason you’ll be off of this list soon.

7 comments for “The Ten Most Underrated Hot Celebrities

  1. October 23, 2009 at 12:30 pm

    Solid list Franky…I love Penelope Cruz and Giada. I will have to disagree with Michelle Obama though.

    I would replace her with Emmanuelle Chriqui AKA Sloan from Entourage. She is the hottest thing alive.

  2. Muff Slap
    October 24, 2009 at 11:36 pm

    I gotta agree with John on this, Emmanuelle Chriqui is absolutely smokin!

  3. The ChrisMan
    October 27, 2009 at 8:58 pm

    Rihanna doesn’t make my list, but your top 5 I would have written in the same exact order…Penelope Cruz was smokin’ in “Blow” and “Vanilla Sky”, Monica all dolled up in “the Matrix: Reloaded” is curvy and sexy, Giada is going to end my marriage because I don’t even let my wife SPEAK while she’s on the Food Network (plus her name is just fun to say), and Yvonne is the perfect combination of smart, fun, and sexy; I would die a happy man if I could just bite her lower lip…

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  5. Bravo
    October 30, 2009 at 11:16 am

    Michelle Obama needs to be removed from this list, she’s not hot at all….Emmanuelle Chriqui should be in the top 3 of this list.

  6. Ninja in a Mazda
    January 18, 2010 at 8:30 pm

    I feel that you have slighted the perpetually underrated Mila Kunis. She should most certainly be on this list.


  7. September 24, 2014 at 4:24 am

    No to Keys, hell no to Cruz and are you smoking vrack that’s a man to Obama (tranny, nasty as can be).

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