The Ten Most Overrated Hot Celebrities

There are a lot of hot celebrities out there for guys to drool over and fantasize about. For some of these women, the attention if well deserved, for others it is not. For whatever reason, there are a number of undeserving celebs that are widely considered to be some of the most beautiful women alive.

These celebs are often appearing on People’s Most Beautiful People or some other list of hot women. Whether it’s because they are in a few big movies or they frequent Page Six, these women get more attention for their looks then they really should.

Therefore, I have compiled a list of the ten most overrated celebrity hotties. Tomorrow Frank Wheeler will have the most underrated celebrity hot girls.

Before I start, let’s just get one thing clear: All these women are attractive. If I wasn’t engaged and somehow I was presented with the opportunity to sleep with one of these girls, I wouldn’t hesitate to make a romance explosion on their stomachs. I just feel they are a little overrated.

Also, to all the feminist, pro-women people who may read this and think this is sexist, chauvinistic, overly critical and degrading to women— well that’s fine. You’re probably right….but keep the negative blog comments to yourself. Thanks.


Katherine Heigl has a lot of things going for her: she’s been on a hit TV show (Grey’s Anatomy) and a number of big movies (27 dresses, Knocked Up). She’s also an attractive, busty blonde— which is always nice. However, I can walk through midtown Manhattan during lunch time and guarantee I will spot dozens of girls hotter than Katherine Heigl. That being said, I’d still love to give her the motor boat.


Kate Hudson is a very pretty woman, has a great ass, and she’s helped A-Rod get out of his post-season funk, which is good for a Yankee fan like myself. However, she has NOTHING up top. I need at least something. Give me handful at least! This woman graced the cover of People’s Most Beautiful People in 2008. Obviously they don’t take the entire package into place.


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Jennifer Anniston is very sexy. I popped a semi in that scene from The Break-Up where she walks out into the living room nude. However, she’s 40 years old now and there’s no way a 40 year old should be considered one of the hottest people alive. She topped People’s list in 2004. Even at 35 that was a stretch.


Giselle is considered one of the hottest women of the alive because she is a Victoria’s Secret model and because she got knocked up by Tom Brady. She is pretty but, again, she gets way more attention than she should and there are much hotter girls out there.


Fergie has a phenomenal body (as you can you see by the picture to the left). I’m a big fan of her hump and her lady lumps. She’s got a serious butter face though (as you can see with the picture on the right).


Kiera Knightly is gorgeous and I dig the British accent but, again, NO CHEST. Look at this picture. In order to be considered one of the hottest girls out there you need to have the entire package and she is lacking in one very key asset.


I know I’m gonna get a lot of flak for this one and that’s exactly why she is on the overrated listed. People go crazy for Megan Fox to the point of nausea. Is she hot? Absolutely. Could I even last a minute if I ever had the chance to bone her? Probably not. However, SO MANY people are obsessed with her to the point where I want to be the contrarian on this one.


Guys have been drooling over Lindsay Lohan for years now. A big rack alone does not make you hot (although it helps)—and her rack has decreased over the years because of her weight loss from drug use and eating disorders. She also has too many freckles— which I’m not a fan of either. She looked pretty hot in Mean Girls but she’s gone downhill ever since.


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Cameron Diaz has been considered one of the hottest celebs around ever since There’s Something About Mary was released. She’s been overrated since then too. She talks like a man and she’s getting up there in age. Also, what was up with that orange skin she had in What Happens in Vegas?


No one is more overrated than Angelina Jolie. The only reason she ever was considered so hot is because a bunch of geeks saw her in Tomb Raider and are still rubbing it out to pictures of her in a Lara Croft outfit. Yeah…she has great lips but that’s like the tenth thing I look at, right after tits, ass, legs, hips, face, tits, ass, eyes and tits. She’s got a decent rack but she’s a little too pale for me. Plus she has like 30 adopted kids and is a little crazy.

Be sure to come back tomorrow for the underrated list.

10 comments for “The Ten Most Overrated Hot Celebrities

  1. Liam
    October 22, 2009 at 11:28 am

    I agree with some of the women on your list – especially Jolie and Diaz. They aren’t attractive at all. Megan Fox isn’t great either – and she has the freakiest deformed thumbs. Whereas, Katherine Heigl is absolutely ridiculously stunning in person so I need to know whereabouts these women in Manhattan are because I am moving there.

  2. Mr. Apron's Apron
    October 22, 2009 at 12:20 pm

    Anywhere on 5th avenue my friend. Trust me, Heigl has nothing on the women walking these streets. We should be proud to be men.

  3. October 22, 2009 at 2:33 pm

    Hey! Give me back my apron! I need it to cover up my Megan Fox-inspired horny-rod!

  4. Mr. Apron's Apron
    October 22, 2009 at 2:47 pm

    LOL nah im currently using it for the same purposes

  5. Lucas
    August 21, 2010 at 4:43 pm

    angelina, is so skinny now, she has pimples and acne scars,and obviously bony knees maybe 5 years ago she was pretty, cameron is not overrated anymore, but I think she good looking, even personally, cause some days ago she has promoted knight and day in brazil, maybe she gets a little too sharpened, what makes her skin looks a lot worse, but doesn’t matter, megan fox has weird boddy, and dragqueen face, she once has been pretty when she smiled!!!but now she only poses as a prostitute, jennifer anniston is 40 !! whatever???? she’s gorgeous, fergie has destroyed her face with so many collagen fillers!keira has anorexia, just as angelina, but much worse, giselle bundchen and the others, aren’t pretty,and Lindsay olhan looks a 80 year old woman who applies botox….. none of these must be overrated….

  6. Bobo
    October 19, 2011 at 10:03 pm

    I always lol when I see that picture of Lindsay Lohan. A perfect career summarizing picture.

  7. Jen
    January 24, 2012 at 2:45 am

    I hate that you’re so against women with small tits. As a small chested woman, I hate it when I’m overlooked simply because I’m small. I can’t help my size and honestly, if I had the money to get work done, I’d rather use it to travel.

    I’ve seen so many men who drool over transvestites (not knowing that they’re men and I even agree they convincingly look like women) simply because of their big ol titties. Those are usually the same men who will take a girl with horrible caked on makeup over girls like me.

    The upside to all of this is that it filters out assholes, which mostly consists of men who only date women with big tits. My big-tittied friend unfortunately has been with a SHIT LOAD of assholes who are tit people.

  8. Small Tits are OK
    January 29, 2012 at 2:26 pm

    Hey Jen, there are men out there (like me) who like small-titty girls just fine. At least you wont sag when you are old :) every guy has different preferences.

  9. wow
    May 31, 2012 at 12:48 am

    Holy Shit! Either it’s because everything you wrote is true or we think very alike but I have been saying for a very long time that heigl, jolie, diaz, bundchen, and fox are extremely overrated. Bundchen is actually ugly in my opinion. Jolie kind of is as well. The others are decent.

  10. September 24, 2014 at 4:29 am

    Didn’t used to like Jennifer Anniston but she’s actually turned into a great looking woman. Also, I usually don’t go for small boobs but Kate Hudson is just naturally beautiful.
    The rest are correct.

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