The Super Bowl XLVII Drinking Game

FlaccoAngry3This is always a great time of year at Living with Balls. The Super Bowl is around the corner, which is usually exciting in its own right. But because I create my annual Super Bowl drinking game, I see a huge spike in visits. My pageviews nearly double because of it. Apparently, there are plenty of degenerates in this country looking to get obliterated during the Super Bowl.

If you are one of those degenerates, then you came to the right place.  This Super Bowl drinking game is guaranteed to get you FUCKED UP. But as I do every year, I must warn you with this disclaimer…

This drinking game is not for the casual drinker. Proceed with caution. Living with Balls is not responsible if you get violently ill or die from playing this game. I recommend you adjust the rules to your tolerance or just quit playing when you’re good and drunk.

I have set up a game for both beer and shots. You’re welcome to do one or the other, or play both.  God help you if you try playing both.   Here’s the Super Bowl 47 Drinking Game. 

BEER

Drink for four seconds every time a team gets a first down

Drink for four seconds every time there is a punt

Every time a team scores, drink two times the amount of points that are scored (i.e for a touchdown drink for 12 seconds, for a field goal drink for 6 seconds)

Drink for five seconds every time there is a turnover

Drink for two seconds every time a penalty is called

Drink for five seconds every time there is a challenge

Drink an additional ten seconds if a challenge is overturned

Drink for five seconds if a two-point conversion is attempted

Drink for ten seconds if a two-point conversion is successful

Drink for two seconds every time Colin Kaepernick opts to run over handing the ball off to his runningback when running the read-option

Drink for two seconds every time Ray Rice catches a pass out of the backfield

Drink for two seconds every time an announcer says “Harbaugh” 

Drink for two seconds every time you hear or see the phrase “Quest for six”

Drink for four seconds every time the camera shows Alex Smith on the sidelines

Drink for four seconds every time the camera shows Ray Lewis on the sidelines

Drink an additional five seconds if Ray Lewis is seen praying on the sidelines

Drink for four seconds if CBS shows old highlights of Joe Montana

Drink for four seconds every time there is a Bud of Bud Light commercial

Drink for four seconds every time there is a Go Daddy commercial

Take a quick drink every time you see a Pepsi logo during the halftime show

Drink for four seconds every time CBS plugs “Elementary,” which airs after the game

SHOTS

Take a shot if the national anthem is longer than 1 minute, 50 seconds

Take a shot if the coin flip is tails

Take a shot when Jim Nantz says “hello friends” at the start of the game

Take a shot when Ray Lewis does his stupid dance during pre-game

Take a shot anytime someone on the 49ers with the last name Smith gets a sack

Take a shot if Ed Reed gets an interception

Take a shot if any announcer makes a reference to Michael Oher and the movie “The Blindside”

Take a shot if Colin Kaepernick rushes for a touchdown

Take a shot if Anquan Boldin catches a touchdown

Take a shot if Jay-Z appears during Beyonce’s halftime show

Take a shot if Destiny’s Child appears during Beyonce’s halftime show

Take a shot if the game goes into overtime

Take a shot if a quarterback is named Super Bowl MVP

The winner of your of the box pool at your party must take a shot

Take a shot if the 49ers win

Take a shot if the Ravens win

 

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