The Living With Balls Super Bowl XLIV Drinking Game

I’m a Jets fan and I’m still bummed they came up short of the Super Bowl.  With the Jets out, I now have little interest in the outcome of Super Bowl XLIV.  If you’re like me and you really don’t care who wins and you’re also not a degenerate gambler, then you’ve come to the right place.  When you go to your Super Bowl party this year, be sure to bring a copy of the Living with Balls Super Bowl XLIV Drinking Game. It’s sure to make even the most boring game entertaining.

WARNING: This drinking game is not for the faint of heart.  I haven’t tested it but you will probably be good and drunk by the second quarter and passed out on the toilet by the end of the game.  So proceed with caution.  Adjust the game to your tolerance.  Living with Balls will not be held responsible should you if end up in the hospital.

What you need: Lots of beer and a good amount of hard liquor

BEER



  • Drink for four seconds every time a team gets a first down
  • Every time a team scores, drink two times the amount of points that are scored (i.e for a touchdown drink for 12 seconds-6 x 2=12, for a field goal drink for 6 seconds)
  • Drink for ten seconds every time there is a turnover
  • Drink for five seconds every time a penalty is called
  • Drink for ten seconds every time there is a challenge
  • Drink an additional ten seconds if a challenge is overturned
  • Drink for five seconds if a two-point conversion is attempted
  • Drink for an additional ten seconds if the two-point conversion is successful
  • Drink for two seconds every time someone named Reggie touches the ball
  • Drink for five seconds every time someone named Reggie scores a touchdown
  • Drink for two seconds every time someone named Pierre touches the ball
  • Drink for five seconds every time someone named Pierre scores a touchdown
  • Drink for ten seconds anytime there is a CSI advertisement
  • Drink for five seconds every time you have a clear view of Drew Brees’ mole
  • Drink for five seconds every time  there is a Budweiser commercial
  • Drink an additional five seconds if a clydesdale is in the Budweiser commercial
  • Drink for three seconds any time a white receiver or tight end makes a catch
  • Drink for five seconds every time Jeremy Shockey celebrates after a catch
  • Drink for five seconds every time the camera pans to Manning on the sideline
  • Drink an additional five seconds if he has the “Manning Face
  • Drink for five seconds every time the camera shows Archie Manning
  • Drink for five seconds every time an announcer mentions that Archie Manning used to play for the Saints
  • Drink for five seconds every time the camera shows Eli Manning
  • Drink for ten seconds if Eli and Archie hug
  • Drink for ten seconds if Peyton Manning and Sean Payton are mentioned in the same sentence
  • Drink for five seconds every time Hurricane Katrina is mentioned
  • Drink for ten seconds every time Hurricane Katrina footage is shown
  • Drink for ten seconds should they show Brett Favre’s pick from the NFC championship game
  • Drink for ten seconds every time Peyton Manning is in a commercial
  • Drink for five seconds if Curtis Painter gets on camera

SHOTS



  • Take a shot if the national anthem is longer than two minutes
  • Take a shot if there is a safety
  • Take a shot for the first defensive TD, if there is any
  • Take a shot the first time an announcer mentions that Pierre Garcon is Haitian
  • Take a shot the first time an announcer mentions that Jonathan Vilma is Haitian
  • Take a shot if Cooper Manning is mentioned at any point
  • Take a shot if CBS shows Phil Simms Super Bowl Highlights
  • Take a shot if Kim Kardashian is shown in the crowd
  • Take a shot if “The Who” sing Baba O’Reilly (aka Teenage Wasteland) first
  • Take a shot for every Go Daddy commercial
  • Take three shots if Curtis Painter enters the game at quarterback
  • If you are playing boxes, the winner of each quarter and half must take a shot
  • The winner of the final box must take two shots

Good luck. You’ll need it!

8 comments for “The Living With Balls Super Bowl XLIV Drinking Game

  1. UncleBilly
    February 3, 2010 at 4:19 pm

    This sounds like a fun game and all but I think you need to speak to a lawyer and make sure your not gonna be sued when someone fucking dies from playing this. I dont think the Future Mrs. S will like when they repo her engagement ring to help pay your suit.

  2. February 3, 2010 at 4:32 pm

    Uncle Billy has returned!! It’s ok I know a few lawyers. God help us if Curis Painter enters the game!

  3. Chevy
    February 3, 2010 at 7:33 pm

    You forgot to add drinking if Eli makes the manning face within 10 seconds of Peyton making it. I vote beer shotgun for that.

  4. Dave(d)
    February 4, 2010 at 3:53 pm

    There should definately be some sort of drinking if a stop is made and a team punts. Colts v. Saints — the final is going to be like 52 – 50!

  5. Lauren
    February 4, 2010 at 10:51 pm

    thanks a whole helluva lot… now all i’m going to see when i watch the game is mr. brees’s illustrious mole. my entire sunday is screwed.

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