The final season of LOST is just around the corner! Over the past five seasons, LOST has provided its fans with intense action, heart-wrenching drama and, perhaps most importantly, plenty of hot babes. With so many beautiful women on this show, I thought it would be fun to pose the question: If you could be stranded on a deserted island with one of the girls from LOST, which one would you choose? To help you in this decision, I’ve decided to break down the pros and cons of each one. For arguments sake, we’ll just assume that all the characters are alive.
-In great shape
-Knows how to find her way around a jungle
-She already banged two guys on the island, why not you?
-Might blow up your house with you inside it if you wrong her
-Manages to fuck up every situation she’s put into
-Is still hung up on TWO other men
-Blonde chick with some nice cleavage
-Can take care of you if you’re sick
-Looks hot in a D.H.A.R.M.A jumpsuit
-The woman couldn’t get you off the island if you gave her a submarine and a crew to operate it
-You probably won’t look as good shirtless as her last boyfriend
-Sexy Australian accent
-Her son might be the chosen one. That could have some perks for you
-Could disappear on you with no explanation
-You would be forced to take care of her kid.
-She’s Asian, if you’re into that
-She can teach you another language
-She likes to garden
-She married and devoted to Jin, even if they are 30 years apart
-Getting involved with her would require you to give up all your hopes and dreams and work for her crooked father (should you ever get off the island)
-She banged her own step-brother, so there’s a good chance her standards are low enough to fuck you
-She also slept with Sayid, so again, there’s a good chance her standards are low enough to fuck you
-Is pretty much useless except for fucking and translating French recordings
-Having to make regular conversation with her would make you want to give yourself up to the smoke monster
-Has been on the island before. She might know her way around
-Your only competition is that nerdy Daniel Farraday guy
-Pasty Irish skin not ideal for the island’s climate
-Frequent nose bleeds could become a nuisance
-A bunch of men with guns might be following her to the island
-Has a knife in her back
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-Spanish chicks are hot
-Knows how to handle a gun, which could help you shoot a boar
-Shoots at everything that pops out the forest, which could get you killed
-Her bitchy attitude might get to you after a while
-You gotta love the British accent
-Has the resources to get you off the island
-Is in love with Desmond
-Desmond saved the world. How are you gonna compete with that?
This is a tough call. All these women are very sexy—but if I’d had to choose, I’d probably take Juliet because she’s both hot and useful. Who would you pick?
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