The Babes of LOST: Take Your Pick

The final season of LOST is just around the corner! Over the past five seasons, LOST has provided its fans with intense action, heart-wrenching drama and, perhaps most importantly, plenty of hot babes. With so many beautiful women on this show, I thought it would be fun to pose the question: If you could be stranded on a deserted island with one of the girls from LOST, which one would you choose? To help you in this decision, I’ve decided to break down the pros and cons of each one. For arguments sake, we’ll just assume that all the characters are alive.

Kate Austen
Pros:

-In great shape
-Knows how to find her way around a jungle
-She already banged two guys on the island, why not you?

Cons:

-Might blow up your house with you inside it if you wrong her
-Manages to fuck up every situation she’s put into
-Is still hung up on TWO other men

Juliet Burke
Pros:
-Blonde chick with some nice cleavage
-Can take care of you if you’re sick
-Looks hot in a D.H.A.R.M.A jumpsuit

Cons
-The woman couldn’t get you off the island if you gave her a submarine and a crew to operate it
-You probably won’t look as good shirtless as her last boyfriend

Claire Littleton
Pros:
-Sexy Australian accent
-Her son might be the chosen one. That could have some perks for you

Cons:
-Could disappear on you with no explanation
-You would be forced to take care of her kid.

Sun Kwon
Pros:
-She’s Asian, if you’re into that
-She can teach you another language
-She likes to garden

Cons:
-She married and devoted to Jin, even if they are 30 years apart
-Getting involved with her would require you to give up all your hopes and dreams and work for her crooked father (should you ever get off the island)

Shannon Rutherford
Pros:
-Very attractive
-She banged her own step-brother, so there’s a good chance her standards are low enough to fuck you
-She also slept with Sayid, so again, there’s a good chance her standards are low enough to fuck you

Cons:

-Is pretty much useless except for fucking and translating French recordings
-Having to make regular conversation with her would make you want to give yourself up to the smoke monster

Charlotte Lewis
Pros:
-Has been on the island before. She might know her way around
-Your only competition is that nerdy Daniel Farraday guy

Cons:
-Pasty Irish skin not ideal for the island’s climate
-Frequent nose bleeds could become a nuisance

Naomi Dorrit
Pros

-Black chick with sexy British accent
-Has a satellite phone. You can still call your Mom once a week.

Cons
-A bunch of men with guns might be following her to the island
-Has a knife in her back


Ana Lucia Cortez

Pros:
-Spanish chicks are hot
-Knows how to handle a gun, which could help you shoot a boar

Cons:

-Shoots at everything that pops out the forest, which could get you killed
-Her bitchy attitude might get to you after a while

Penelope Widmore
Pros:
-Naturally beautiful
-You gotta love the British accent
-Has the resources to get you off the island

Cons:

-Is in love with Desmond
-Desmond saved the world. How are you gonna compete with that?

This is a tough call. All these women are very sexy—but if I’d had to choose, I’d probably take Juliet because she’s both hot and useful. Who would you pick?

13 comments for “The Babes of LOST: Take Your Pick

  1. Laura
    January 25, 2010 at 2:07 pm

    I disagree about your statement re: Shannon sleeping with Sayid. He’s not so bad to look at, and if you’re stuck on an island with limited choices… I would go for him too. p.s. you didn’t mention that half of these ladies are dead. lol.

  2. January 25, 2010 at 3:28 pm

    You make a fair point Laura. She had limited options. So she banged the man that could keep her safe. However, in the first paragraph I said to assume they are all alive.

  3. Gary
    January 25, 2010 at 5:36 pm

    As much as I want to pick Kate, I think Juliet is the easy choice. You asked who we’d rather be stranded with, so I’m not really concerned with whether she can get me off the island. Bottom line is, Juliet and Kate are both nice to look at, and even though Kate gets my nod in that department, she f’s too much stuff up. I mean, Kate gets inexplicably captured and causes fights between people, while Juilet performs an appendectomy with no real tools and then delivers a baby. Done and done.

  4. January 25, 2010 at 7:51 pm

    I couldn’t have put it any better myself Gary

  5. January 25, 2010 at 8:56 pm

    great post….and I don’t even like Lost!

    Can I just say that all of the above are well and truly better options then wilson
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  6. ThatAintKosher
    January 28, 2010 at 5:18 pm

    I’ve literally been counting down the seconds until the Lost season 6 premiere. I just hope they don’t fuck up the finale with some stupid St. Elsewhere/Sopranos style ending.

    I’m straight, but I know who I wouldn’t pick: Kate. I always hated her and her teeth are really huge and really white. I would do Jack if I didn’t have to listen to him talk.
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  8. ThatAintKosher
    February 2, 2010 at 1:53 pm

    PS- Thanks for the trackback! I can use the traffic since like, 3 people read my blog and one of them is my mom.
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  9. JW
    August 12, 2011 at 2:46 pm

    I would pick Libby. She is hot and should do anyone after coming on to Hugo.

  10. LOLLERSKATES
    August 18, 2011 at 3:59 pm

    Deffo Kate.

    Ana Lucia Cortez – she has a face I just want to punch. Hard.

  11. Sam
    November 19, 2012 at 1:23 am

    Juliet without question. She’s beautiful, can cook, fix cars, perform surgeries, shoot a gun and kick ass in a fistfight. Damn what CAN’T she do?

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