How to Keep Your Girl From Getting Fat

When you first met your girl she had an amazing body. She was thin, shapely and irresistible. Just the thought of her naked made your dick go from six-to-twelve. You knew she was a keeper so you gave up on the single life and decided to lock her up long term.

But now after dating her for a long time she’s begun to grow comfortable with you…a little too comfortable. She no longer feels the need to look good because she thinks you love her unconditionally and that it doesn’t matter what she looks like. The MMA Workout Program DVD you bought, in hopes of getting her to use it, is collecting dust and she spends most nights sitting like a lump on the couch, sucking down Haagen-Dazs and watching reality television. This has caught up to her over time and that once sexy body of hers has now become a shell of its former self, equipped with a muffin top, sloppy breasts and cottage cheese ass. Now the thought of her naked makes your dick shrivel like a frightened turtle.

What is a man to do?

We all know that no matter how much you like a girl’s personality, there still has to be some level of physical attraction. You could go the easy route and just dump her, but if you do kind of like this girl or if breaking up isn’t a viable option (i.e. you’re already married or have kids) and want to give it a chance to work, there are a few things you can do to get her back in shape.

We also know that you have to be very careful when addressing the subject of weight gain with your woman. You can’t just tell her straight out she is a fatty. You have to tread the subject carefully.

In this article, I have outlined a number of ways to get your girl back in shape without ever having to be brutally honest like Abe Lincoln in that GEICO commercial.

Unfortunately if you are serious about getting your girl to lose weight, it’s going to involve some sacrifices. Many of the items on this list will take some hard work and dedication on your part, but if executed properly, you will both benefit from it.

The Hotness Scale Defined

Since the beginning of time, men have used the hotness scale to rate how attractive a woman is when debating amongst friends. Using the standard 1- 10 ranking (with one being the ugliest woman imaginable and ten being a perfect woman), men have found an efficient way to judge women in the shallowest way possible.

However, over the years, the Hotness Scale has gotten too lenient. This is probably because each level has never been truly defined. We need to make a clear-cut definition of what each number means so that we can accurately judge women solely on their looks, while completely ignoring their personality.

The majority of men will brag they’ve been fortunate enough to get with at least one nine or ten in their lifetime but that is highly unlikely. Most women we meet and hook-up with will fall somewhere in the 4-6 range.

I’ve been with some fairly attractive women in my day but I doubt any of them can be considered higher than a seven. Even my wife probably falls within the 6-7 range. Knowing her, she would probably take offense that I only consider her a seven on a good day but as you’ll see with my rankings, seven is very good.

Here are the rankings defined… (more…)

Sexy Women Representing the Remaining Baseball Playoff Teams (NSFW)

The MLB League Championship Series begins tonight, and as a big baseball fan, that has me pretty excited—But these pictures of girls representing the remaining playoff teams might have me more excited.

While the Yankees, Rangers, Phillies and Giants will battle it out on the field for their respective pennants, here at Living with Balls, we’ll pick our winners based on which girl is hotter.  Check out the pictures after the jump and be sure to vote.

WARNING: These pictures are probably NOT SAFE FOR WORK (more…)

Links and Fake Breasts to Start Your Weekend

Once again, I’ve hidden a picture of an attractive woman deep within this post. This woman has very round, wonderful fake breasts. But you must read through these great links first to see her.
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The Cheat List

I’m getting married this week and that means I’ll be committing to one woman for the rest of my life—or does it? 

Like a lot of couples, my future wife and I have jokingly made a “cheat list.”  This cheat list contains a list of celebrities.  If by some chance we are presented with an opportunity to sleep with one of these five people, we are allowed to do so without any repercussions.

As part of the continuing wedding series, here is our official “cheat list.”  

Johnny Sacks’ List

Gianna Michaels
Gianna Michaels— an internet porn star—is not the hottest girl but she has amazing natural breasts and the biggest ass I’ve ever seen on a white girl.  That’s not even the reason why she’s on this list.  Go to YouPorn, search for Gianna Michaels, watch one of her videos for five minutes and then come back (pull your pants up first).  This girl gives a blow job like she needs dick for sustenance.  (more…)

A Picture of a Woman with a Large Backside is Hidden in this Post

Deep within this post, I’ve hidden a NSFW picture of an attractive Hispanic woman with a large ass.  I’ve decided to tease you with a silhouette of her abnormally large backside.  If you want to see the picture you’ll have to view some links from my friends first. (more…)

Check out this Pic of an Attractive Woman, plus Other Good Links

A lot of other “man” sites like to just take pictures of attractive women from a Google image search and pass it off as a blog post. These sites seem to do very well (better than mine, for sure), so I figured why not try it?

Here’s a picture of a hot girl I found randomly through a Google search. Now that I have your attention. click on these awesome links, pictures and video clips!

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The Ten Most Underrated Hot Celebrities

Yesterday, I gave you the ten most overrated celebrities.  Today, contributor Frank Wheeler give you the ten most underrated celebrities.  

These girls have flown under the radar and it’s about the time they get the attention they deserve. Frank and John have a different opinion on one girl who manages to appear on both lists.  Click read more to find out who that is and to check out the rest of the babes. (more…)

The Ten Most Overrated Hot Celebrities

There are a lot of hot celebrities out there for guys to drool over and fantasize about. For some of these women, the attention if well deserved, for others it is not. For whatever reason, there are a number of undeserving celebs that are widely considered to be some of the most beautiful women alive.

These celebs are often appearing on People’s Most Beautiful People or some other list of hot women. Whether it’s because they are in a few big movies or they frequent Page Six, these women get more attention for their looks then they really should.

Therefore, I have compiled a list of the ten most overrated celebrity hotties. Tomorrow Frank Wheeler will have the most underrated celebrity hot girls.

Before I start, let’s just get one thing clear: All these women are attractive. If I wasn’t engaged and somehow I was presented with the opportunity to sleep with one of these girls, I wouldn’t hesitate to make a romance explosion on their stomachs. I just feel they are a little overrated.

Also, to all the feminist, pro-women people who may read this and think this is sexist, chauvinistic, overly critical and degrading to women— well that’s fine. You’re probably right….but keep the negative blog comments to yourself. Thanks. (more…)