Jennifer Love Hewitt Talks About Happy Endings and her Vagina

Jennifer Love Hewitt Conan O'BrienJennifer Love Hewitt made an appearance on Conan last night and showed up in an amazing outfit that showed off that fantastic rack of hers.  As if that wasn’t enough, she proceeded to talk about happy endings and her bedazzled vagina.

A while back, I made a post called the Cheat List, where I listed five women that I am allowed to cheat on my wife with.  Jennifer Love Hewitt wasn’t on that original list but I might have to amend that post after seeing this interview.

Watch the interview below…

On happy endings… (more…)

This Girl Will Die Alone with Her Cats

I came across the video today— It’s a young girl recording a video for her eHarmony bio. As you’ll see by this video, she REALLY like cats and gets pretty emotional about it.

Unfortunately for this girl (whom I probably would bang if I wasn’t married and she wasn’t crazy), there will probably not be much interest from the men on eHarmony. Cat owners have long been stereotyped among society and this girl is not helping. Enjoy the video… (more…)

How to Keep Your Girl From Getting Fat

When you first met your girl she had an amazing body. She was thin, shapely and irresistible. Just the thought of her naked made your dick go from six-to-twelve. You knew she was a keeper so you gave up on the single life and decided to lock her up long term.

But now after dating her for a long time she’s begun to grow comfortable with you…a little too comfortable. She no longer feels the need to look good because she thinks you love her unconditionally and that it doesn’t matter what she looks like. The MMA Workout Program DVD you bought, in hopes of getting her to use it, is collecting dust and she spends most nights sitting like a lump on the couch, sucking down Haagen-Dazs and watching reality television. This has caught up to her over time and that once sexy body of hers has now become a shell of its former self, equipped with a muffin top, sloppy breasts and cottage cheese ass. Now the thought of her naked makes your dick shrivel like a frightened turtle.

What is a man to do?

We all know that no matter how much you like a girl’s personality, there still has to be some level of physical attraction. You could go the easy route and just dump her, but if you do kind of like this girl or if breaking up isn’t a viable option (i.e. you’re already married or have kids) and want to give it a chance to work, there are a few things you can do to get her back in shape.

We also know that you have to be very careful when addressing the subject of weight gain with your woman. You can’t just tell her straight out she is a fatty. You have to tread the subject carefully.

In this article, I have outlined a number of ways to get your girl back in shape without ever having to be brutally honest like Abe Lincoln in that GEICO commercial.

Unfortunately if you are serious about getting your girl to lose weight, it’s going to involve some sacrifices. Many of the items on this list will take some hard work and dedication on your part, but if executed properly, you will both benefit from it.

A Picture of a Woman with a Large Backside is Hidden in this Post

Deep within this post, I’ve hidden a NSFW picture of an attractive Hispanic woman with a large ass.  I’ve decided to tease you with a silhouette of her abnormally large backside.  If you want to see the picture you’ll have to view some links from my friends first. (more…)

Check out this Pic of an Attractive Woman, plus Other Good Links

A lot of other “man” sites like to just take pictures of attractive women from a Google image search and pass it off as a blog post. These sites seem to do very well (better than mine, for sure), so I figured why not try it?

Here’s a picture of a hot girl I found randomly through a Google search. Now that I have your attention. click on these awesome links, pictures and video clips!

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Super Bowl WAG Debate: Kim Kardashian or Kendra Wilkinson

Super Bowl XLIV features two of the football’s best quarterbacks: Peyton Manning and Drew Brees. It  also features two of the sexiest WAGs: Kim Kardashian, (girlfriend of New Orleans Saints running back Reggie Bush) and Kendra Wilkinson (wife of Indianapolis Colts wide receiver Hank Baskett). COED Magazine leaves the decision up to you and gives you some great NSFW photos to help you decide. Personally I’d take Kim Kardashian.

Other Great Links
Sharapovas Thigh has a list of annoying things less annoying than Super Bowl week

aaand some more Super Bowl stuff. Here are some great prop bets you can wager on this Sunday from Muff Slap

The Campus Socialite has an interview with a beautiful model from Arizona State named Courtney Sheber

ESPN 2’s DJ Gallo has a hilarious piece called Mr. Manners

Just a Guy Thing has some advice on how to meet more women

Think Twice Before Manscaping

“Manscaping” is an act that many men perform on a regular basis.  Men are constantly removing hair from their body in an effort to appear more attractive to the opposite sex.  However, The Art of Manliness, has an article that may convince you to think twice before you bust out the razor. 

Other Great Links

From the Lamest, everyone tries to keep the ginger man down

Check out the 15 Greatest Super Bowl Grocery Displays from Busted Coverage (more…)

The Babes of LOST: Take Your Pick

The final season of LOST is just around the corner! Over the past five seasons, LOST has provided its fans with intense action, heart-wrenching drama and, perhaps most importantly, plenty of hot babes. With so many beautiful women on this show, I thought it would be fun to pose the question: If you could be stranded on a deserted island with one of the girls from LOST, which one would you choose? To help you in this decision, I’ve decided to break down the pros and cons of each one. For arguments sake, we’ll just assume that all the characters are alive.

Kate Austen

-In great shape
-Knows how to find her way around a jungle
-She already banged two guys on the island, why not you?


-Might blow up your house with you inside it if you wrong her
-Manages to fuck up every situation she’s put into
-Is still hung up on TWO other men


Google Search Suggestions Expose Mass Shame

This week’s featured link is from the Lamest and is titled “Google Popular Search Suggestions that Expose Mass Shame.”  This is one of the funniest things I’ve read in a while and is definitely worth checking out.

Here are some other great links… (more…)

Denzel Washington Knows His Yankees Trivia

Links of the Week will be done a little differently from now on. The title of the post will feature my favorite blog posting or video clip from the past week. The other links will follow below it. I just feel that the title “Links of the Week” isn’t very attention grabbing for people on Twitter, Facebook or Google Reader.

This week’s featured link is from the Jay Leno Show. On Thursday, Denzel Washington was forced to “earn his plug” for his new movie “Book of Eli”. Washington, an avid Yankees fan, competed in Yankees trivia against someone who knows the Yankees pretty well. (more…)