The results from the nation’s largest sex study since 1994 are in and the results aren’t good:
Men, you might not be as good in bed as you think.
The Indiana University study has revealed that 85 percent of men claim that their latest sexual partner had an orgasm. Meanwhile, only 64 percent of women claim to have had an orgasm in their most recent sexual encounter. This discrepancy is too large to account for some men having had male partners in their last sexual encounter.
So what accounts for this 21 percent difference?
Well the most obvious answer is that many women are faking orgasms. This is some very disturbing news. Is it possible that I fall within that 21 percent? Have I been duped in the past? Am I not the stud I think I am? Really though, how can you know? I can never tell when a girl has an orgasm. I just take her word for it.
Why do women fake it? Is it because they want their man to feel good about their sexual performance or is it because they’ve had enough already and they just want to go to sleep? Maybe it’s a combination of both.
I suppose that a large portion of this 21 percent could have just lied on the survey. If there’s one thing many men tend to do, its lie about their sex life. I think we all have that one friend who loves to exaggerate or completely fabricate a sex story.
Certainly this “perception gap” is too large to overlook though. What can men do to make these numbers a little more even?
Well to answer that question, the survey also reveals: “Men are more likely to orgasm when sex includes vaginal intercourse; women are more likely to orgasm when they engage in a variety of sex acts and when oral sex or vaginal intercourse is included”
So basically, as the song goes, “Ya gotta lick it, before you kick it.” Men… you HAVE TO go down your ladies. While we can just stick it in, pump a few times and call it night, women require a little more work to get the job done. So if you want your woman to orgasm as frequent as you, start working on your moves down there— perhaps try closing with a counter-clockwise swirl. (Yes, that’s two Seinfeld references in one post).
Some other notes of interest from the study…
“While just 7% of adult woman and 8% of adult men identified themselves as gay, lesbian or bisexual, some 15% of men ages 50 to 59 said they had received oral sex from another man”
WTF? This is a little strange. Sure, I guess receiving oral sex from a man is “less gay” than giving it…but it’s still pretty gay. These seven percent are in denial.
“Adults using a condom for intercourse were just as likely to rate the sexual extent positively in terms of arousal, pleasure and orgasm than when having intercourse without one.”
Really? Who the fuck took this survey? Sex with a condom sucks. One of my main motivations for getting married was so that I wouldn’t have to use a condom anymore. Now certainly using a condom is preferable to contracting a STD or having an illegitimate child, but I have a hard time believing that people “were just as likely rate the sexual extent positively.”
Try having sex with a condom after a night of heavy drinking. I have a better chance of spontaneously combusting then I do of achieving an orgasm.
Linked here is a chart of common sexual behaviors broken down by age group. According to the chart, about 84 % of men ages 20-29 have masturbated alone in the previous year.
I call BULLSHIT on this one as well. You mean to tell me 16 percent of men in this country, who are in sexual prime of their lives, went a full year with rubbing one out? NO. FUCKING. WAY. I once tried to give up masturbation for Lent and couldn’t make it past Ash Wednesday.
If had to guess, I’d say the number should be more like 99.999999% of males age 20-29 masturbated in the last year. Those Duggar kids are probably the only exception.
You’ve heard my thoughts, now I’d like to hear yours. What are your thoughts on this survey? Are you buying into all these findings? Any other thoughts on how woman can achieve more orgasms?
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