Rap Lyrics Translated for White People

nerdy-white-guyAre you a white guy who likes rap music?  Do like to bob your head to some “dope beats” but have no idea what these guys are saying?  Do you want to impress your black friend with your knowledge of hip-hop? Well today is your lucky day!  LwB presents a new feature: Rap Lyrics Translated for White People.  Here you’ll find some famous rap lyrics translated so white folks can understand them.

Jay-Z- Can’t Knock the Hustle
shoppin sprees, copin three, duece fever I guess its fully loaded,
ah yes,
bouncin in the lex luger, tires smoke like buddha
50 g’s to the crap shooter,
n*ggas can’t fade me
chrome socks beamin, through my periphial i see ya schemin
stop dreamin’,i leave ya body steamin
n*ggas is feenin, whats the meanin
i’m leanin on any n*gga intervenin with the sound of my money machine-in

White Interpretation
I spend a lot of money.  I have a nice car.
I drive a Lexus with really nice tires
I’m a high roller
You guys can’t stop me.
I have nice looking rims. I know you want them.
You guys want my riches.
I will kill you if you do anything to keep me from making my money.

Snoop Dogg- Wit Dre Day
Your bark was loud, but your bite wasn’t vicious
And them rhymes you were kickin were quite bootylicious
You get with Doggy Dogg oh is he crazy?
With ya mama and your daddy hollin’ Bay-Bee
So won’t they let you know
That if you fuck with Dre n*gga you’re fuckin wit Death Row
And I ain’t even slangin them thangs
I’m hollin’ one-eight-seven with my dick in yo mouth, beotch

White Interpretation
You talk a lot but you can’t back it up.
You can’t rap well.
You must be crazy to try and mess with me.
I will kill you. Your Mom and Dad will be crying at your funeral.
If you mess with Dr. Dre you are messing with every rapper on our record label.
I don’t sell drugs
I will yell MURDER as you perform oral sex on me.  Bitch.

Mobb Deep- Survival of the Fittest
You walkin witcha head down scared to look
You shook, cause ain’t no such things as halfway crooks
They never around when the beef cooks in my part of town
It’s similar to Vietnam
Now we all grown up and old, and beyond the cop’s control
They better have the riot gear ready
Tryin to bag me and get rocked steady
by the mac one-double, I touch you
and leave you with not much to go home wit

White Interpretation
When you see me in the streets you are scared to look at me.
You pretend to be a criminal but really you are scared.
When there’s a violent altercation you are no where to be seen.
Lots of people are dying here, so it’s kinda like the Vietnam War.
We are crazy and not afraid of cops.
We will shoot cops with our illegal guns if they try and stop us.
When we are finished with you it will be difficult to identify your body.

Lil Jon- Get Low
To the window, to the wall, (to dat wall)
To the sweat drop down my balls (MY BALLS)
To all these bitches crawl (crawl)
To all skeet skeet motherfucker (motherfucker!) all skeet skeet got dam (Got
dam)
To all skeet skeet motherfucker (motherfucker!) all skeet skeet got dam (Got
dam)

White Interpretation
I want everyone in this room dancing.
I’m going to dance so much that perspiration will be dripping from my testicles.
I want all the women in the club to get low to the floor.
I want to have sex then ejaculate on a woman’s stomach.
I want to have sex then ejaculate on a woman’s stomach.

Notorious B.I.G.- Freestyle
Little Gotti got the shotty to your body
So don’t resist, or you might miss Christmas
I tote guns, I make number runs
I give mc’s the runs drippin
when I throw my clip in the AK, I slay from far away
Everybody hit the D-E-C-K
My slow flow’s remarkable, peace to Matteo
Now we smoke weed like Tony Montana sniffed the yeyo
That’s crazy blunts, mad L’s
My voice excels from the avenue to jail cells
Oh my God, I’m droppin shit like a pigeon
I hope you’re listenin, smackin babies at they christening

White Interpretation
I have a shotgun and I’m going to rob you.
If you resist I will shoot you
I have lots of guns and like to gamble.
Other rappers are scared to battle me
I have a loaded AK47 assault rifle
So you better hit the floor if you are nearby
I can rap slow
I smoke weed like the guy from Scarface sniffs coke
That’s A LOT of weed
My music is heard everywhere
I can rap off the top of my head really well
I hope you’re listening. I couldn’t think of another phrase that rhymes with listening.

Fat Joe- I Make it Rain
Owwwww mami’s body is banging, man, she got it, man, she does it all
She gets it popping with no hands, I’ll make it pour
I’ll make it rain on ‘em I’ll lay a game to ‘em
I’m gassing misses to tattoo my name on ‘em
Gotta get that baby love, gotta get my paper up
Gotta suspect me, exactly test this crack and want a ring on us
And you know what it is, yo, it’s them powder kids
And we know how 2 bizz, so we don’t give a shit.

White Interpretation
This girl in this strip club is really sexually attractive
She can dance on the strip pole without using her hands. I appreciate that so I will give her some money
I’m throwing cash in the air for the strippers. I’m gonna flirt with this stripper
I’m gonna convince one of these strippers to have sex with me.
I want to get laid. I want to get money
This stripper wants my money
I’m going to spend lot of money so I can get laid. I have lots of money so I don’t really care if I blow it all just to fuck this stripper.

4 comments for “Rap Lyrics Translated for White People

  1. Gary
    November 5, 2009 at 5:23 pm

    This might be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.

  2. November 13, 2009 at 10:52 pm

    This would be great for my parents too.
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  3. Gary
    December 4, 2009 at 12:59 pm

    I’m sorry, this is still the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.

  4. Michael Camilleri
    December 6, 2009 at 12:06 am

    Very informative. Thank you,

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