Rap Lyrics Translated for White People-Nate Dogg Tribute

If you are a fan of rap music, than you probably have heard by now that rapper/singer Nate Dogg—who had a number of hits in the 90’s—passed away recently due to a series of strokes.  I listened to Nate Dogg a lot growing up and was sad to hear of his passing. So I decided to honor Nate Dogg the only way I know how…

By translating his lyrics in a way that white people can understand them. Yup, it’s time for special edition of Rap Lyrics Translated for White People!

This edition features songs where Nate Dogg is featured. The translated lyrics are from an artist who appeared in a Nate Dogg song or from Nate Dogg himself.

Lay Low- Snoop Dogg featuring Nate Dogg

Nate Dogg Verse
For the n-gga who be talkin loud and holdin his dick
Talkin shit, he better LAY LOW
For the bitch that said I shot some shit up out of my dick
Now she sick, she better LAY LOW
For the n-ggaz who be claimin my hood
and really ain’t from my gang, better LAY LOW
I hope he don’t be thinkin I’m just talkin
and I won’t do a thing, really HOPE SO!

White Translation
Here’s a message for the loud mouth person who tries to be a tough guy around me
You better keep a low profile. We are looking for you and will try to kill you.
And for the women who claims I gave her a sexually transmitted disease
She better keep a low profile too
The guy who says he is from my neighborhood even though he does not associate with any of my friends
He better keep a low profile. We are looking for him also.
I hope he thinks we are bluffing.
I truly hope so. This will make it more enjoyable for me to murder him.

Shake that Ass- Eminem featuring Nate Dogg

Nate Dogg Verse
Two to the one from the one to the three
I like good pussy and I like good trees
Smoke so much weed you wouldn’t believe
And I get more ass than a toilet seat
Three to the one from the one to the three
I met a bad bitch last night in the D
Let me tell you how I made her leave with me
Conversation and Hennessey
I’ve been to the motherfucking mountain top
Heard motherfuckers talk, seen ’em drop
If I ain’t got a weapon I’ma pick up a rock
And when I bust yo ass I’m gonna continue to rock
Get you ass of the wall with your two left feet
It’s real easy just follow the beat
Don’t let that fine girl pass you by
Look real close cause strobe lights lie

White Translation
I’m from Southern California (213 area code)
I like having good sex and I like smoking marijuana
You would be amazed at how much marijuana I smoke
And I have lots of sex, I see more women’s asses than a toilet seat does
I was in Detroit (313 area code)
I met a sexy woman from there last night
Let me explain to you how I was able to sleep with her
I charmed her and got her really drunk off expensive cognac
I’ve been to the top of this business
I heard people who dislike me talk bad about me and I saw them fall
If I don’t have a gun to hurt you, I will take a rock instead.
Either way I’m gonna kick your ass and continue to be awesome
Stop standing by the wall when this song comes on.
I know you can’t dance but it’s pretty easy. Just follow the beat.
Don’t let that attractive woman leave without talking to her
But be careful. It’s dark in these clubs and sometimes they look hotter than they actually are.

Bitch Please- Snoop Dogg featuring Nate Dog and Xzibit

Snoop Dogg Verse
oh no, big Snoop Dogg
Back up in the heazy baby
You jockin’ my style
You so crazy
Dre said, Ain’t No Limit to this
As long as we drop gangsta shit
Look here bitch
You fine and I dig your style
Come fuck with a N-gga
Do it Doggystyle
I’ll be gentle, sentimental
Shit, we fucked in a rental
Lincoln Continental
Um, coast to coast
L.A. to Chicago

White Translation
Oh No! Snoop Dogg is back in the house baby!
You are copying the way I rap
You’re crazy!
Dr. Dre said there is no limit to the money we can make
Just as long our rap songs continue to glorify violence, promiscuity and drug use
Look here woman
You are very pretty and I enjoy talking to you
Let’s go have sex
I will penetrate you from behind
But I’ll be gentle with you
We made love in a rented Lincoln Continental
I can have sex pretty much anywhere

The Next Episode, Dr. Dre featuring Snoop Dogg and Nate Dogg

[Dr. Dre]
Straight off the fuckin’ streets of C-P-T
King of the beats you ride to em in your Fleet (Fleetwood)
or Coupe DeVille rollin’ on dubs
How you feelin’ whoopty-whoop n-gga whut?
Dre and Snoop chronicled out in the ‘llac
with Doc in the back, sippin’ on ‘gnac (yeah)
Clip in the strap, dippin’ through hoods (what hoods?)
Compton, Long Beach, Inglewood!
South Central out to the Westside (wessyde)
It’s California Love, this California bud got a nigga gang of pub
I’m on one, I might bail up in the Century Club
with my jeans on, and my team strong
Get my drink on, and my smoke on
Then go home with, something to poke on (what’s up bitch?)
Loc it’s on for the two-triple-oh
Comin’ real, it’s the next episode…

[Nate Dogg]
Hold up, hey
for my niggas who be thinkin’ we soft
We don’t, play
We gonna’ rock it ’til the wheels fall off
Hold up, hey
for my niggas who be actin’ too bold
Take a, seat
Hope you ready for the next episode
…. smoke weed everyday!

White Translation
[Dr. Dre]
I was born in Compton, California
I make the best beats of any rapper. You listen to my songs while you drive
N-GGA What (there really is no translation for that)
Snoop Dogg and I are smoking weed in my Cadillac
I’m in the backseat sipping on cognac as well
My gun is fully loaded and we are driving through some California neighborhoods
I love California
We might end up at a club
I’m going to drink alcohol and smoke marijuana
Then bring a girl home to have sex with
Crip, We are gonna have an awesome year in 2000
It’s time for the next chapter in my life

[Nate Dogg]
Hold on a second, for you people who are thinking we aren’t very masculine
We do not joke around
We are gonna party until we are dead
Hold on a second
For the people who try to test us
Stop before you get hurt
I hope you’re ready for the next chapter in our life.

…And of course, I couldn’t finish this “tribute” without translating his most famous song in its entirety…

Regulate- Nate Dogg and Warren G

[Warren G:]
It was a clear black night, a clear white moon
Warren G was on the streets, trying to consume
some skirts for the eve, so I can get some funk
just rollin in my ride, chillin all alone

Just hit the Eastside of the LBC
on a mission trying to find Mr. Warren G.
Seen a car full of girls ain’t no need to tweak
all you skirts know what’s up with 213

[Warren G:]
So I hooks a left on the 21 and Lewis
some brothas shootin dice so I said “Let’s do this”
I jumped out the ride, and said “What’s up?”
some brothas pulled some gats so I said “I’m stuck.”

Since these girls peepin me I’ma glide and swerve
these hookers lookin so hard they straight hit the curb
Won’tcha think of better things than some horny tricks
I see my homey and some suckers all in his mix

[Warren G:]
I’m gettin jacked, I’m breakin myself
I can’t believe they taking Warren’s wealth
they took my rings, they took my rolex
I looked at the brotha said “Damn, what’s next?”

They got my homey hemmed up and they all around
ain’t none of them seeing if they going straight pound for pound
I gotta come up real quick before they start to clown
I best pull out my strap and lay them busters down

[Warren G:]
They got guns to my head
I think I’m going down
I can’t believe this happenin in my own town
If I had wings I could fly
let me contemplate
I glanced in the cut and I see my homey Nate

Sixteen in the clip and one in the hole
Nate Dogg is about to make some bodies turn cold
now they droppin and yellin
it’s a tad bit late
Nate Dogg and Warren G had to regulate

I laid all them busters down
I let my gat explode
now I’m switching my mind back into freak mode
if you want skirts sit back and observe
I just left a gang of those over there on the curb

[Warren G:]
Now Nate got the freaks
and that’s a known fact
before I got jacked I was on the same track
back up back up cause it’s on
N A T E and me
the Warren to the G

Just like I thought
they were in the same spot
in need of some desperate help
the Nate Dogg and the G-child
were in need of something else
one of them dames was sexy as hell
I said “ooo I like your size.”
she said “my car’s broke down and you seem real nice,
would ya let me ride?”
I got a car full of girls and it’s going real swell
the next stop is the Eastside Motel

White Translation
[Warren G:]
It started off a beautiful night in the neighborhood
I was out on the town trying to hook up with some girls
I was driving in my car all alone

I just got to the eastside of Long Beach
I was looking for my buddy Warren G
I saw a car full of attractive women
You know all the people that reside in the 213 area code are awesome

[Warren G:]
So I was making a left at 21st and Lewis
I saw some guys playing dice and I thought cool, I like dice games!
I got out of my car and I said, “Hey guys! Mind if I play?
These guys did not want me to play. They pulled out firearms and told me to give them all my money.

Since these girls are looking at me, I am gonna try and look cool
These women were into me so much they accidentally drove into the curb and crashed the car
But I gotta stop thinking about having sex tonight
Because I just saw that my old pal Warren G is in a bind!

[Warren G:]
I’m getting robbed.
I can’t believe they are taking all my money and jewels
They took my ring and my Rolex
I looked at the perpetrator and said what’s next?

My friend is in trouble. The perps are everywhere
There are a lot of them
In order for me to successfully get my friend out of this mess, I’m gonna have to be quick and efficient
I’m going to have to resort to force in order to save my friend

[Warren G:]
They got guns to my head
I fear for my life
The crime in my town is getting out of control. I can’t believe this is happening to me
I wish I had wings so I could fly of this mess
What should I do?
Just then I saw my friend Nate Dogg! I’m saved!

I got sixteen bullets in my clip and one in the chamber
I’m about to kill all these guys messing with my friend Warren G
I unload my clip at them and they are dropping to the floor in agony
They are screaming for mercy
But it’s too late for that
Nate Dogg and Warren G had to lay down the law

I put all the guys attacking Warren G down
I used my gun A LOT
Now that it’s over and done with, it’s time to focus on getting laid again!
If you want pussy, sit back and watch. I left a whole bunch of pussies on the ground over there.

[Warren G:]
Now Nate is certainly a ladies’ man. He picked a bunch of hot chicks that are willing to do all sorts of sexual acts.
Before I was almost robbed, I was about to do the same
But now it’s on again
My friend Nate Dogg and I are going to get laid tonight!

Just like I thought
These women needed help tonight too
Me and Warren are going to help them but only because we want to have sex with them
One of these girls, I found particularly attractive
I told her I liked her body
She said her car had broke down and she could really use a ride
So now I have a car full of pretty girls. This night turned out all right after all!
The next stop is a sleezy motel where I undoubtedly will get laid

1 comment for “Rap Lyrics Translated for White People-Nate Dogg Tribute

  1. Anna
    August 27, 2012 at 5:25 pm

    Hahahahahahah…… U r so funny…… I’m in love.

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