Random Guys who I Want to Punch in the Face

Every so often I run into someone I just want to punch in the face. For whatever reason they just get under my skin. I may not even know them or ever talk to them. They just give off a vibe that says “I deserve to be punched in the face.” Here are some of these people.

59FIFTY_sticker- New Era This is the guy who buys a New Era baseball cap and then never takes the sticker off the brim. I hate New Era Sticker Cap guy. When you a buy a new shirt, do you leave the tag on? No. So why the fuck do you leave the sticker on?… And bend the god damn brim for Christ’s sake. You look retarded. Any time I see you, New Era Sticker Cap guy, I have to use all my willpower to keep from knocking you out.

If you play slow-pitch softball, you already know what I’m talking about. This is the guy that gets on his teammates for making an error, gets thrown out of the game for arguing with the umpire and likes to pick fights with a player on the other team who slid too hard into second base. Relax. It’s friggin’ softball. It’s Sunday morning. Half the guys are hung over from the night before and the other half are drinking during the game. This isn’t the pros. So bring it down a notch or two.



Now she can wear a wife beater to the bar anytime!

This is the guy who thinks it’s ok to wear a wifebeater to a bar or club. Since when did a $3 undershirt become appropriate attire for a night out? I get it. You have big muscles and you want to show them  off. BFD. I have big balls. I don’t wear a speedo to the bar.



I’m a full-blooded Italian American male and douchebags like the guy to my left are ruining the image of Italians everywhere. You’re the reason Italians get stereotyped; with your orange skin and your spiky hair and Armani Exchange t-shirts. You make me sick. You probably spend your weekends hanging out at clubs with Wifebeater guy. Staten Island, Long Island and Jersey are just overrun with you fuckers. You are spreading faster than the swine flu. I’d like to punch you and your boys so hard that no amount of makeup or tanning lotion can cover it up.

I know sports fans are passionate. I am one of them. However, is it necessary to curse and swear at a baseball game when there are a little kids every where? Does my three-year old nephew need to hear you call A-Rod a cunt after he strikes out with the bases loaded? Curse all you want at home or in the bar or anywhere else where there are no children. Just keep it clean at the park. Here’s a great example of what I’m talking about.

pimped-out-ford-escort5This is the guy who drives a Toyota Corolla or a Chevy Cobalt and tries to pimp it out. He’s got the rims, the hideous spoiler, the blacked out lights; all that crap. Do you realize with the amount of money you wasted upgrading this shitty economy car, you probably could have just bought a BMW in the first place? Look at this piece of shit. It’s a ford escort. Who does that?

And here are some real people I’d like to knock out…

Fuck you Brandon Webb. I drafted you in the third round of my fantasy draft this season and you were supposed to lead me to the championship. Instead you threw one lousy game, got rocked and haven’t pitched since. Not only that, you teased fantasy owners everywhere with your constant reports of returning to the mound. First you were only supposed to miss a start, then it was just a month, then it was the all-star break. Now you won’t pitch ‘till 2010. You teased me more the hot girl in high school who would flirt with a nerd just to get a copy of last nights math homework.

john_krukHow the fuck did you get a job on baseball tonight, you stupid fat fuck? Every time I turn on Baseball Tonight, all I hear is you babbling over the highlights. I am shocked that you have been able to keep this job for so long. Here’s how a typical Baseball Tonight highlight goes when John Kruk is on the show:

Karl Ravech: We pick things up in the bottom of the second. Derek Jeter rips a fastball over the right field fence for a solo shot to give the Yanks a 1-0 lead.

John Kruk: I’ll tell ya, Derek Jeter…gibberish, gibberish, incoherent babble…Yankee Captain…When I was with the Phillies…blah, blah, I like doughnuts.

Meanwhile, five other clips have been shown and they’ve already moved on to the next game.  Thank God for the MLB Network. I can now enjoy looking at Hazel Mae, while also getting coherent baseball highlights.

How the fuck is that guy so popular? He is the worst rapper who ever lived, yet somehow he sells millions of records.  The guy has a vocabulary of an eight-year old. It just goes to show you how bad rap has gotten that Lil’ Wayne is the probably the biggest rapper out there. I’d love to punch his gold teeth right out of his mouth. I believe this guy really says it best though.

Got any other type of people you’d like to punch out. COMMENT ABOUT IT!!

13 comments for “Random Guys who I Want to Punch in the Face

  1. Jim Jones
    August 29, 2009 at 11:56 am

    Just a word about the “Escort” you chose to show the pinped out econo box.
    That appears to be a Cosworth Escort, All wheel drive, turbocharged… and built to homologate it for rally competition. I own http://www.anti-rice.com and share your disdain for the “riced out” cars out there.
    Keep on fighting the good fight!


  2. September 12, 2009 at 2:47 am

    I found you over at 20something bloggers and wanted to say hi. I have to disagree with you about Lil Wayne, but I’d like to punch the shitty car guy and the guy cursing in front of kids too. 😉 Stop by my blogs if you get a chance and say hi.


  3. No name
    September 22, 2009 at 3:12 pm

    I respectfully disagree with the “THE CURSES AT THE BALLPARK IN FRONT OF CHILDREN GUY”. My way of thinking is if you are going to a baseball game you have to expect a lot of curses being yelled at certain players. You should prepare your kid for this. If you have a problem with it there is always TV.

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  5. March 19, 2010 at 8:27 pm

    I agree with the pimping of horrible and disgusting cars :)
    .-= Cartoon Games´s last blog ..Mario Ghosthouse =-.

  6. Brandon
    August 26, 2010 at 12:03 am

    You sound like a huge hater and probally a virgin. Get a life you virgin fuck.

  7. August 26, 2010 at 10:17 am

    Brandon guess you did not read this column http://livingwithballs.com/negative-commenters-be-warned-you-cant-win/

    I gave you proper warning so now I must crush you.

    Everyone here is his email address. Bbaker1944@live.com

    Feel free to let Brandon know what a douche he is.

  8. Mrs. Sacks
    August 26, 2010 at 4:13 pm

    Sorry you are offended by this…are you a guy who wears a wifebeater to the club or the pimp out my car guy or just a douchebag? I’m guessing the last one.

  9. Mr. Cleavage
    August 29, 2010 at 7:56 pm

    OHHHHH SNAP Brandon!!!! You just got DISSED by Missus Sacks, dude!!! I LOVE the 1944 in your email address too; what kind of a TOTAL DB tells the world what year he was born, or even worse, graduated?! This means you either:
    A)were born in 1944 and are currently 66 AARP fucking years old!!! or
    B)graduated in 1944 and are OLDER THAN WALTER JOHNSON’S JOCK STRAP!! or
    C) bbaker1944 is really your dad’s email address (which may be possible judging from your spelling of “probally”)
    Either way, you aren’t the invisible man anymore, fuck-stick, so go flame somewhere else…

  10. Brandon
    September 6, 2010 at 5:58 pm

    I’m guessing all you guys are nerds and play world of Warcraft all day? Do you have midevil coventions to? You guys are fuckin nerds. Mrs sack ur some fat bitch or nerdy girl that liked these guys growing up but they made fun of you

  11. Hebrew Hammer
    September 6, 2010 at 11:01 pm


    Who the fuck are you, I think your the faggot here, you went onto a random website call livingwithballs.com , so either your a fucking 10 year old pre pubescent boy learning how to try and be a man, or your just got off work and are looking for some man on man porn to satisfy your fucking homo erotic needs…

    And Yes I Play WoW, and ill kick your ass in that too…

  12. Brandon
    September 8, 2010 at 9:31 pm

    No shit you will beat me in wow. You think I own that fuckin nerdy game. Your a fuckin fat nerd with no girlfriend

    • September 9, 2010 at 9:14 am

      For someone who doesn’t like this site, you certainly come back here a lot.

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