If you follow this site regularly, than you know that my wife and I recently purchased a home. Since our closing, something different has broken just about every month. Unfortunately, I am not the most handy person around.  But I am certainly one of the cheapest people.  So when it comes to hiring someone over fixing it myself, the home repair process usually goes something like this… Continue Reading »

Sex is pretty awesome. I think we can all agree about that. What we can’t agree on is what sex acts are the best. Sure there are some that pretty much everyone agrees, when done right, are FANTASTIC (e.g. blow jobs). But there are others where the hype is better than the actual thing. Here are five of the most overrated sex acts.

Titty Fucking Continue Reading »

Every year, in the world of fantasy football, there are a few guys that just don’t live up to expectations. No matter how good your team is, you’ll always have at least one guy on your team that you hate. Every so often, there will be a guy SO BAD that you swear you’ll never draft him ever again. NO MATTER WHAT. You hate him for destroying your dream of fantasy football glory and you’ll never forgive him.

The 2012 season is no different. Below you will find a list of players who are currently the most hated men in fantasy football.

This year, I’m especially bitter because my fantasy team has had a rough go of it. There are numerous people on this list that I have on one of my two struggling teams.  I should have just put my entry fee on black at the roulette table at Party Casino instead and I could have saved myself some aggravation.

Note: stats are accurate through week 10 of 2012 season

Vernon Davis- Tight End, San Francisco 49ers Continue Reading »

It’s time for another version of the LWB staple, Rap Lyrics Translated for White People! Recently, other sites have tried to duplicate this feature but they have failed to match the quality that a fairly unknown, sparsely updated blog focused on men’s lifestyle, can provide. I won’t link to those lame sites here since I don’t want to give them free publicity. But in the words of Jay-Z, whose lyrics are translated in this post, “for playin’ me, y’all shall ever remain nameless.”

Check out translated songs from Ludacris, Jay-Z, Three Six Mafia, Foxy Brown and Flo Rida below… Continue Reading »

As a native Long Islander, I was able to witness firsthand the destructive Hurricane Sandy on Monday. Fortunately, my friends and family all emerged from the storm unscathed and without any major damage to their home. Many others were not so lucky.

New Yorkers have had their share of storm scares before in the past but NOTHING like this. We have our yearly nor’easters, blizzards and thunderstorms. There has even been the occasional tropical storm.

In the days leading up to any big storm there is always that group of people who take lots of precautions. They stock up on batteries and canned food and buy out Home Depot. They buy all the bottled water and create lines at the gas stations. Those people make it impossible to run any errand the few days prior.

Then you have the other group of people that mock those cautious people. Continue Reading »

Incase you missed the presidential debate last night, here’s a quick synopsis of how it went.

Hofstra Student: The issue of [insert issue] is very concerning to me.  Mr. President/ Governor, how will you fix this?

President Obama or Governor Romney’s response:

Romney or Obama spends 30 seconds thanking everyone while they think of a response…

“I have an awesome plan to stop that.  Here is a list of great things I did in my term that have addressed that issue.  I’m also going to do a whole bunch of new things if I’m elected, that will completely put this issue to rest forever.”

Moderator:  Mr. Romney/ President Obama, your rebuttal please? Continue Reading »

There are few things that can cause more rage than driving. Whether it’s sitting in traffic, getting stuck behind a slow driver or getting cut off, driving is sure to cause aggravation nearly every day of our lives. With that in mind, I thought I would highlight some of the biggest assholes on the road with Guys I Want to Punch in the Face: Driving Edition.

Note: Some of these were pulled from older posts. I figured I’d take all the driving ones and group them into one post, in addition to adding a few new ones. Continue Reading »

Mike Francesa— long-time sports-talk radio host on WFAN in New York— recently became an Internet sensation when he was filmed falling asleep on the air while interviewing a guest.

I’m a little late posting this since it happened two weeks ago but it’s better late then never. Besides, this video is so spectacular it will be searched online for many years to come. Hopefully, people who have yet to discover this fantastic clip of unintentional humor will find it here.

The clip below is easily the most hysterical moment in the long history of Mike Francesa’s show but there are plenty of other moments that will make you scratch your head. Being on the air for five hours a day, for 25 years, he’s bound to mess up a few times. Now that his show is also televised, it’s easy to capture these moments for all time. Continue Reading »

For this first time ever, the NFL is having Thursday night games every week. When I initially heard this, I thought it was great. Another night to watch football! Another night to gamble (click here) on NFL spreads!

But it’s a couple weeks into the season now and I’m starting to realize Thursday Night Football might not be that great of a thing after all. At least not for me. Here are a few reasons why… Continue Reading »

I’m not bald…yet.  But my hair is on borrowed time. At 30, my hair is starting to thin and I estimate that I probably only have 5-10 years of good coverage left.  For a few years now, I’ve been waiting to hear about a breakthrough on a cure for baldness.  Now, recent research suggests we may see that cure in the years to come.

Current procedures to combat baldness involve topical creams that typically can only keep a person from losing any more hair and surgical procedures that move healthy hairs into bald areas.  But a recent breakthrough, shows that scientists may have discovered a way to spur hair growth in areas that were previously bald.  Continue Reading »