One of These Days Someone Will Buy a T-Shirt

A few months ago I decided to create the official Living with Balls t-shirt. I designed this shirt with two goals in mind: 1. To make a few bucks off the sales of t-shirts and 2. To increase brand awareness of Living with Balls (gotta find a way to apply my business degree somehow).   I was hopeful, though not optimistic, that I would at least sell a few of these shirts.

I uploaded the design on Printfection on September 29, 2010.  It is now March 22, 2011 and not a single person has bought a shirt.

I’m beginning to give up hope that anyone will ever buy a shirt.  I really don’t think it’s every going to happen.  In fact, I’m so confident that no one will buy a t-shirt that I’ve come up with a list of other unlikely scenarios that are more likely to occur before someone actually does purchase a shirt.  Here they are…

Jennifer Anniston finds a husband

Jay-Z successfully lures a free agent to play for the Nets

James Franco gets asked back to host the Oscars

The movie Paul gets a best picture nomination

Charlie Sheen becomes an ordained priest

The Cubs win the World Series

Tupac Shakur comes out of hiding and reveals he faked his death

Ann Coulter votes democrat in the next election

Fusion Power becomes possible

The hoverboard is invented

The second coming of Jesus Christ

Do me a favor and buy a shirt. Preferably before the hoverboard is invented.

4 comments for “One of These Days Someone Will Buy a T-Shirt

  1. Uncle Billy
    March 23, 2011 at 12:10 am

    Hey sorry to put a damper on things but it seems the hover board does already exist in the real world. Check out this site http://www.pcworld.com/article/197371/hoverboard_project_takes_flightand_actually_hovers.html
    It doesnt hold people but im sure thats coming soon. Maybe youll get one sold before the 2nd coming of christ though but given the way the world is now he may be coming soon. Don’t worry though because i’d like to buy a shirt. Hope you have a XXL for Uncle Billy.

  2. March 23, 2011 at 10:19 am

    Uncle Billy… Amazingly someone purchased a shirt last night after I posted this! So we better be on the look out for the second coming of Jesus Christ.

    I also do have a couple extra shirts but I think the biggest size I have is XL.

  3. Laura
    March 23, 2011 at 12:10 pm

    I can’t believe this was one of the items on your list: Tupac Shakur comes out of hiding and reveals he faked his death

    Have you lost hope??

  4. March 24, 2011 at 10:50 am

    haha yes Laura. I have lost hope.

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