Least Surprising Study Ever Finds that All Men Watch Porn

guy-at-computerA recent University of Montreal study on the effect of pornography on young men ran into a roadblock when it could not find a single male who hasn’t watched porn.

This should come as a surprise to no one.  ALL MEN watch porn.  I bet those “saintly” Duggar kids even watch it.  They just won’t admit it. 

The researchers wanted to compare the views of men in their 20s who have watched porn compared to those who haven’t.  Since the researchers could not find a single male for the study, they decided to focus their research on the effects of pornography. 

According to the study, men watch porn an average of three times a week for 40 minutes, while men in committed relationships watched porn 1.7 times per week for 20 minutes. 

This study is good news for men everywhere, especially ones in committed relationships.  There are women out there who get annoyed when their boyfriends or husbands watch porn.  They wonder why men need to watch porn when they have a girlfriend or wife who can give them real sex.  Some women take offense to men watching porn because it makes them feel like they aren’t good enough.

If your girl falls into this category, you can now use the excuse that everyone does it and ACTUALLY mean it.  In fact, women should consider it a good thing that men watch porn.

Enjoying some quality videos on YouPorn or BangBros from time-to-time keeps guys from trying to sleep with every girl they see walking down the street.  Watching porn helps keep guys faithful. 

No longer should we have to hide our porn collections.  No longer should we have to sneak in a quick porn session when our girlfriend or wives run to the supermarket.  Men in relationships should be free to watch porn!

The study goes on to say “Pornography hasn’t changed their perception of women or their relationship, which they all want to be as harmonious and fulfilling as possible,”  In addition, men distinguished between fantasy and reality and did not want their partners to look like porn stars.

There you have it ladies.  Men still want to date the girl next door.  We still want a meaningful relationship. We just want to rub one out to the porn star.  So stop being so self-conscious ladies.  Let your man watch porn!  It’s for the best.

6 comments for “Least Surprising Study Ever Finds that All Men Watch Porn

  1. Frank W
    December 15, 2009 at 1:45 pm

    What’s pornography?

  2. December 18, 2009 at 2:55 pm

    How do you watch porn 1.7 times? Get interrupted?
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  3. December 20, 2009 at 5:03 am

    @kosmo @ The Casual Observer
    Kosmo, could be a number of reasons- the wife is coming(arriving, I mean), the kids are coming, again I meant arriving, or the viewer came!
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  4. fvdgfdfd
    September 5, 2011 at 3:27 pm

    Why should men even need to watch porn to stay faithful? That’s terrible. If they need something to stay faithful they shouldn’t marry.

  5. EnvironmentalByproduct
    June 16, 2013 at 3:09 am

    Then don’t get mad when I masturbate on webcam for the general fapping public.

  6. ally4
    October 14, 2014 at 3:48 am

    Ive been in a relationship for almost 4 months, so its still young. We both knew we were looking for something longlasting and serious. Hes 11 years older than me. Im 21.
    Ive recently told my boyfriend a couple days ago my opinion about porn.
    When a guy is single, go for it. When hes in a committed relationship, its up to his girlfriend. If shes down, then have fun. I dont need to go further on that.
    Though, if it makes her insecure about herself or if shes just not comfortable, then respect that and dont watch it.
    I made my boyfriend a sexy video he can jack off to when im not around, and i will offer to make more for him. Because, yeah the idea of my man thinking or watching another woman sexually, im my opinion, is cheating. Think if your girl masturbated watching a man touch himself with his wanker flopping around. Wouldnt that make you feel weird and insecure about yourself?
    I will admit i am old fashioned. But i have no shame about that! i have old school respect for myself and my serious relationship.
    If people dont see sex as a special bond between two people who care deeply for eachother, and just look at it simply as a shallow play time meaningless activity, well theres just no hope for humanity.
    So, ladies. Dont feel guilty.
    If you feel uncomfortable about your man watching porn, bring it up to him. Be honest. Tell him how it makes you feel. Maybe offer making a sexy video of yourself for him to indulge in while youre away. If hes serious about you, he’ll rise to the occassion and meet your requirements. If not, then hes probably not worth your time and there are other mature, caring men out there who will definitely respect you and your standards. Best of luck!

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