Is Kate Upton a Ten?

Kate Upton Sports IllustratedIs Kate Upton a 10? The answer to this question may be obvious at first.  But before you rush to an answer, you need to reference the Living with Balls Hotness Scale--the definitive guide to rating the attractiveness of women ( I don’t know if this is true but I get a lot of hits for that post, so clearly lots of people have referenced it).

A 10 on the LWB Hotness is scale is extremely rare–like Hope Diamond rare.  A 10 is absolute perfection.  Is there anyone who is physically perfect?

I’m not sure how to answer that but Kate Upton is pretty damn close.  She’s a modern-day Marilyn Monroe.  Upton is a gorgeous. She has mesmerizing, natural breasts that posses the perfect combination of perkiness and bounce. And the rest of her body matches up well with those fantastic breasts of hers.

Her breasts have gotten her on the cover of two Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issues, inspired a ten-hour Youtube video and consumed the fantasies of teenage boys everywhere.  In era of easily accessible, FREE pornography, she made the SI swimsuit issue a must-buy once again.  Her videos on Youtube have millions of hits.  I’ve watched her Cat Daddy dance more times than I care to admit.

Kate Upton Swimsuit

But is she a 10? Is there anyone out there who can be a 10 on the strict, LWB Hotness Scale?

I debated this issue with my good friend, and old contributor to this web site, Frank Wheeler.  I had her at a 9.5 initially, unwilling to hand out the perfect 10 rating.  But he may have convinced me otherwise with his simple logic.  He said, “If Kate Upton isn’t a 10, who is??”

8 comments for “Is Kate Upton a Ten?

  1. Zach
    April 7, 2013 at 10:22 pm

    No, she’s a 6.5, at best. Cute face, but her body is way too out of proportion. Her breasts are way too large for my taste & saggy. No waist & absolutely NO ass to speak of. Its like her body is a giant square with shapeless legs.

    • Johnny Sacks
      April 29, 2013 at 3:11 am

      Zach, you’re crazy. Please refer to my hotness scale. Which is linked in this post.

    • Balls_Ack
      September 14, 2013 at 4:02 am

      Homosexual, maybe?

  2. Mr. Cleavage
    April 22, 2013 at 2:22 am

    Zach must live in an incredible world (I’d like to visit someday); but here on EARTH, Kate is about as close to perfection as God has come in a long time. Johnny mentioned Marilyn; do you realize by today’s standards she’d be short and overweight??…frigging HILARIOUS! Gorgeous face, spectacular tits, and a true hour-glass figure.

    Dear little Zach,
    Like motorcycles, women are built for comfort or speed… rarely both. There are women who just OOOOOZZZ sex (Pamela Anderson, Kim Kardashian, Salma Hayak) and there are women who are just drop-dead gorgeous (Megan Fox, Kate Beckinsale, Penelope Cruz). I think a 10 has to walk the line between the two (slutty enough to let you know your dick will be sore tomorrow, but sophisticated enough to make you wait…think of Angelina Jolie in “The Tourist” with Johnny Depp).

    Kate is pretty damned close. Like Frank Wheeler says…”if not her, then who?”

  3. Balls_Ack
    September 14, 2013 at 4:06 am

    Perfect 10. Yup.

  4. Kate Upton
    September 19, 2013 at 5:01 am

    Seriously, y’all are gay!

  5. Lester
    April 20, 2014 at 6:13 am

    She has absolutey no figure, “hour-glass” my ass. he shaped like a box. 6.5 is too much.

  6. rrr
    October 14, 2014 at 7:44 pm

    Hate to rain on your parade, but none of those pics represent what Kate Upton looks IRL to any decent degree. Wanna actually see? Here:

    http://uk.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/201393/rs_634x1024-131003050755-634-kateupton-makeupfree.jpg

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