When you first met your girl she had an amazing body. She was thin, shapely and irresistible. Just the thought of her naked made your dick go from six-to-twelve. You knew she was a keeper so you gave up on the single life and decided to lock her up long term.
But now after dating her for a long time she’s begun to grow comfortable with you…a little too comfortable. She no longer feels the need to look good because she thinks you love her unconditionally and that it doesn’t matter what she looks like. The MMA Workout Program DVD you bought, in hopes of getting her to use it, is collecting dust and she spends most nights sitting like a lump on the couch, sucking down Haagen-Dazs and watching reality television. This has caught up to her over time and that once sexy body of hers has now become a shell of its former self, equipped with a muffin top, sloppy breasts and cottage cheese ass. Now the thought of her naked makes your dick shrivel like a frightened turtle.
What is a man to do?
We all know that no matter how much you like a girl’s personality, there still has to be some level of physical attraction. You could go the easy route and just dump her, but if you do kind of like this girl or if breaking up isn’t a viable option (i.e. you’re already married or have kids) and want to give it a chance to work, there are a few things you can do to get her back in shape.
We also know that you have to be very careful when addressing the subject of weight gain with your woman. You can’t just tell her straight out she is a fatty. You have to tread the subject carefully.
In this article, I have outlined a number of ways to get your girl back in shape without ever having to be brutally honest like Abe Lincoln in that GEICO commercial.
Unfortunately if you are serious about getting your girl to lose weight, it’s going to involve some sacrifices. Many of the items on this list will take some hard work and dedication on your part, but if executed properly, you will both benefit from it.
#1 Eat Better in Front of Her
If your girl sees you eating better, there’s a good chance she will follow suit. Think about all the couples you know. Don’t their body types always seem to be proportionate? How often do you see a really skinny man married to a large woman? Typically if one person is thin, the other is as well. If one person is fat, then the significant other is likely to be packing on the pounds.
A recent study confirms that the eating habits of people around you can influence your own eating habits. If your woman sees you eating better, there’s a good chance she will think twice before reaching for another handful of potato chips.
Feel free to eat what you want when she’s not around but when you are eating meals together, try and eat something healthy. If you are living together don’t buy junk food. If you don’t live together, hide the junk food when she comes over. She can’t be tempted to eat food that isn’t there.
You may also want to cut down on the number of times you go out to eat together. Aside from the benefit of saving money by eating meals prepared at home, you can also benefit from a lower intake of calories. A study by the Economic Research Service has shown that each additional meal or snack eaten away from home adds an average of 134 calories that day, compared to the same meals or snacks prepared at home. The study also goes on to say that one additional meal away from home each week translated to roughly two extra pounds each year!
#2 Exercise with Her
More hard work on your part, but the same rule applies here. If she sees you constantly going to the gym or going for a run, she is more likely to get her dumpy ass of the couch, turn off whatever Kardashian-themed reality show she is watching and exercise.
I know my wife and I tend to influence each other’s exercise habits. We try to run together at least a few times a week now that the weather is nice. But if one of us gives in and decides to skip the run after work, the other one usually follows.
If your heffer of a girlfriend/ wife still won’t budge off the couch, even though you’ve been making her well aware of your exercise habits, there is another subtle approach you can take. Ask her if she’d like to work out with you. Don’t tell her it’s because she is starting to resemble Kirstie Alley but explain to her that it can be a bonding experience. Exercise is an activity that you can do together which will bring you closer. Girls eat that type of stuff up.
#3 Teach her how to Drink Efficiently
Perhaps the reason your girl is packing on the pounds is because of her love of cocktails. Maybe she frequents happy hour or binge drinks often on the weekend. Alcohol is often a main culprit in weight gain. Aside from trying to get her to cut down on the booze, you can refer her to the Efficient Drinker, a web site that calculates which drinks can get a person drunk with the fewest number of calories.
For example, maybe your girl is a fan of cranberry vodkas. Well did you know that an 8 oz. drink of cranberry juice and vodka is 227 calories!?? If she has a handful of those in a night, you are looking at over 1,000 calories for the day just in drinks!
Tell her how you stumbled across this web site one day and mention how her favorite drink is very high in calories. Perhaps you should even exaggerate the facts to really get the full effect…Maybe mention how a couple of your favorite drinks stack up as first, so she doesn’t think you are singling her out. Perhaps next time she is at the bar, she will think twice before ordering.
#4 Plan a Vacation to a Beach Location
If a girl knows she is going on a vacation where she will need to wear a bathing suit, she will definitely be motivated to shed a few pounds. This method will cost you some money but at least you’ll receive multiple benefits: (1) you’ll have an enjoyable vacation, (2) you will score some points with the woman and (3) hopefully she will drop a few pounds in the weeks leading up to the trip.
I recommend making it a winter getaway because that’s probably the time of year she will be carrying the most weight.
#5 If Not Already Married…Propose to Her!
You might say this solution goes against all logic. Why propose to a girl who keeps getting fatter? Yes, this is a very risky and expensive decision and the solution may only be temporary but I can promise you that a girl with a wedding looming is going to be motivated to lose weight—and A LOT of it. A girl dreams about her wedding day since childhood and I guarantee she never pictured herself being fat. Almost all women will do what they have to do to lose a few pounds before the big day. If your girl still can’t get herself in shape by her wedding day then it doesn’t bode well for you.
Certainly don’t make this your main motivation for getting married, but perhaps this can help make your decision to pop the question a little easier knowing that you’ll get at least a few months of her old body back. The hard part is getting her to keep it off once you get married. If that turns out to be the case, I refer you to the suggestions outlined previously.
Best of luck in your quest to get your girl sexy again. If you execute these suggestions properly, you will both feel better about yourselves and you should be able to revitalize your dormant sex life.
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