Hot or Not?: Jillian Michaels

I’m trying out a new feature today. It’s called Hot or Not?

The premise is simple. I’ll take a celebrity that is often on the fence when it comes to her perceived hotness and then debate whether she is truly hot or not. The celebrity woman in question would typically fall in the 5-6 range on the LWB Hotness Scale, which is on the borderline between being hot and not being hot.

Typically the woman we are discussing will have some features that men will find attractive, while having others that are not. The perfect example of this debate came in a 2010 episode of The Office, in which Dunder Mifflin-Scranton debated the hotness of Hillary Swank. Today, I build on a feature so brilliantly portrayed in that episode, with my own version of it.

Today’s Hot or Not debate features Jillian Michaels.

As a celebrity fitness guru, Jillian Michaels is best known for her role on The Biggest Loser and her bestselling workout videos.

All men want a woman with a great body and Jillian is certainly in fantastic shape. But when it comes to women, there is fine line between being in shape and being too muscular. Jillian is hovering dangerously on that border.

Men obviously enjoy a woman with a flat stomach, a nice ass, and shapely legs, and Jillian certainly has all these things, but we also don’t want a woman who can bench press more than us—and I don’t feel that confident that I can actually out-bench her. A girl that is too muscular is definitely a turnoff for men (unless your Alex Rodriguez).

Jillian also seems to suffer from the SeinfeldTwo-Face Syndrome.” I’ve seen some pictures where she looks great and other where she looks kind of manly…And I’m not alone in this. Just type in “Is Jillian Michaels” into Google and one of the suggested search terms is, “Is Jillian Michaels a Man?

Here are some examples where she looks kind of hot…
is Jillian Michaels hot?

is Jillian Michaels sexy?

…and here some others where she doesn’t look so hot…
Jillian Michaels looks manly

is jillian michaels a man

So is she hot or not? Personally, I feel the same way that Kevin feels in the linked Office clip towards Hillary Swank. Would I have sex with her, if presented with the opportunity? I probably would…but the question is, is she hot?…and that one isn’t so easy to answer.

What do you think? Vote in the poll below.

5 comments for “Hot or Not?: Jillian Michaels

  1. Mr. Cleavage
    November 21, 2011 at 9:04 pm

    OK…love the new feature; and you’ve started off with a great one. Long story short, I voted “yes” to the question of hot or not. However, I believe Jillian has “situational hotness” similar to your Seinfeld clip (BAD LIGHTING ON THE PORCH!!). I hate her in her workout gear (Too muscular, probably looks like a 14-yr. old boy naked), but love her in standard clothes or an evening dress. Obviously, I wouldn’t want to wank her long-term (no boobs…even the fake ones she has aren’t big enough); but she would look good on my arm walking around Vegas. You all know you’ve banged worse…

  2. Natalia
    August 14, 2012 at 6:01 pm

    I’m a bisexual Italian American girl…so perspective is different. Love to listen to the guys….but she’s a little too thick, the arms and the jaw. If she didn’t have man hips and no waist I could deal better. Just to much testosterone going on for a female. Notice in the first pic she looks good….heavy makeup/lighting/side profile so she appears more feminine

  3. taylor
    October 8, 2012 at 10:25 am

    Even in the picture you showed her looking good, her face is just so manly that i cant find her hot..

  4. Jasmine
    June 24, 2013 at 10:43 am

    I think you guys are easily influenced by hair. When she pulls her hair back, she’s got the same chiseled face.

  5. April 7, 2014 at 12:13 am

    I think Jillian Michaels is totally cute and smokin’ hot. I want to had rough, meaningful sex with her because she’s smokin’ hot. I don’t care if she does got muscules. I think she got a fine body and a butt that you can bounce a quarter on.

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