In what might possibly be the most awkward moment of all-time, high profile attorney Gloria Allred decided to demonstrate anal sex with a baseball bat in front of small children at a press conference on Thursday.
Yes you read that sentence correctly.
Allred was reenacting a recent incident involving Atlanta Braves pitching coach Roger McDowell, where McDowell made homophobic slurs and gestures toward some fans.
Take a look at the video…
There is so much to love about this video but here are a few of my favorite parts…
At the 0:47 mark, Allred quotes McDowell by saying “Are you two giving it to each other up the ass?” Except she doesn’t want to say the word ass, so instead she comes up with what sounded like “The crude word for rear-end.”
Then at the 2:00 minute mark, the poor bastard in the pink tie is asked to help demonstrate the lewd gesture that McDowell made to the fans. Then, for what seems like forever, Allred begins simulating sex with a baseball bat through the fingers of Pink Tie Guy, all while two little girls look on in confusion.
At the 2:04 mark, Pink Tie Guy nods in approval to show Allred that she is indeed demonstrating it properly.
Finally, at the 2:15 mark, Allred pauses and then realizes that maybe she hasn’t demonstrated anal sex with a baseball bat for long enough and continues for 14 more excruciatingly awkward seconds.
You could make a case that this press conference was more offensive than Roger McDowell. What are your thoughts?
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