The Great Debate: What is the Dumbest Olympic Sport?

table tennisThere are 32 different sports in the London Olympics Games. Most of them are very exciting but some of them are pretty dumb. Considering the Olympics decided to eliminate both baseball and softball recently, it’s hard to believe some of the events that made the cut over them. I’ve compiled a list below of what I think are some nominees for the dumbest sport in the Olympic Games. Check out the nominees and then be sure to vote!

Table Tennis: Imagine if foosball or air hockey were an Olympic sport? Well table tennis is on the same level. If the game can be played in your basement or in the showroom at Dick’s Sporting Goods then it probably shouldn’t be considered an Olympic sport.

Trampoline: Are the competitors in this sport all 12-year-olds with rich parents who have ample space in their backyard? How does one get into the sport of trampoline?

(try watching this trampoline video without getting dizzy)

Synchronized Swimming: Any sport that requires a competitor to put on makeup in this terrifying manner below should probably not be giving out gold medals.

synchronized swimming
Dressage: It’s horses dancing… Enough said




Race Walking: Who is the world’s fastest walker??? Who the fuck cares?



2 comments for “The Great Debate: What is the Dumbest Olympic Sport?

  1. August 9, 2012 at 9:06 pm

    HAHAHA! I JUST posted about this about five minutes ago.

    Great minds think alike. Or sick ones…?

  2. Shawn
    August 10, 2012 at 10:39 pm

    Dressage: A pompous, elitist, “sport” for wealthy aristocratic f?©k-heads, that can afford to spend a million dollars on a horse, hire a team of trainers, and have absolutely no athletic ability themselves.

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