Articles from January 2013

This is always a great time of year at Living with Balls. The Super Bowl is around the corner, which is usually exciting in its own right. But because I create my annual Super Bowl drinking game, I see a huge spike in visits. My pageviews nearly double because of it. Apparently, there are plenty of degenerates in this country looking to get obliterated during the Super Bowl.

If you are one of those degenerates, then you came to the right place.  This Super Bowl drinking game is guaranteed to get you FUCKED UP. But as I do every year, I must warn you with this disclaimer…

This drinking game is not for the casual drinker. Proceed with caution. Living with Balls is not responsible if you get violently ill or die from playing this game. I recommend you adjust the rules to your tolerance or just quit playing when you’re good and drunk.

I have set up a game for both beer and shots. You’re welcome to do one or the other, or play both.  God help you if you try playing both.   Here’s the Super Bowl 47 Drinking Game.  (more…)

I’ve recently come up with a million-dollar idea.  However, I lack the knowledge or the drive to make the idea a reality.  So I’m going to share it with everyone in the hopes that someone can invent it and so that men everywhere can benefit from it.  The idea is…

FACIAL RECOGNITION PORNOGRAPHY

What exactly is facial recognition pornography and how would it work?

Well, perhaps its best for me to give you a real life example of how this might benefit society… (more…)

Another year is in the books.  Each year I get progressively lazier when it comes to updating this site.  I hope to reverse that trend in 2013.  I didn’t post as often as I did in previous years but I was still able to find the five best posts from 2012.

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