Articles from May 2011

When you first met your girl she had an amazing body. She was thin, shapely and irresistible. Just the thought of her naked made your dick go from six-to-twelve. You knew she was a keeper so you gave up on the single life and decided to lock her up long term.

But now after dating her for a long time she’s begun to grow comfortable with you…a little too comfortable. She no longer feels the need to look good because she thinks you love her unconditionally and that it doesn’t matter what she looks like. The MMA Workout Program DVD you bought, in hopes of getting her to use it, is collecting dust and she spends most nights sitting like a lump on the couch, sucking down Haagen-Dazs and watching reality television. This has caught up to her over time and that once sexy body of hers has now become a shell of its former self, equipped with a muffin top, sloppy breasts and cottage cheese ass. Now the thought of her naked makes your dick shrivel like a frightened turtle.

What is a man to do?

We all know that no matter how much you like a girl’s personality, there still has to be some level of physical attraction. You could go the easy route and just dump her, but if you do kind of like this girl or if breaking up isn’t a viable option (i.e. you’re already married or have kids) and want to give it a chance to work, there are a few things you can do to get her back in shape.

We also know that you have to be very careful when addressing the subject of weight gain with your woman. You can’t just tell her straight out she is a fatty. You have to tread the subject carefully.

In this article, I have outlined a number of ways to get your girl back in shape without ever having to be brutally honest like Abe Lincoln in that GEICO commercial.

Unfortunately if you are serious about getting your girl to lose weight, it’s going to involve some sacrifices. Many of the items on this list will take some hard work and dedication on your part, but if executed properly, you will both benefit from it.
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Since the beginning of time, men have used the hotness scale to rate how attractive a woman is when debating amongst friends. Using the standard 1- 10 ranking (with one being the ugliest woman imaginable and ten being a perfect woman), men have found an efficient way to judge women in the shallowest way possible.

However, over the years, the Hotness Scale has gotten too lenient. This is probably because each level has never been truly defined. We need to make a clear-cut definition of what each number means so that we can accurately judge women solely on their looks, while completely ignoring their personality.

The majority of men will brag they’ve been fortunate enough to get with at least one nine or ten in their lifetime but that is highly unlikely. Most women we meet and hook-up with will fall somewhere in the 4-6 range.

I’ve been with some fairly attractive women in my day but I doubt any of them can be considered higher than a seven. Even my wife probably falls within the 6-7 range. Knowing her, she would probably take offense that I only consider her a seven on a good day but as you’ll see with my rankings, seven is very good.

Here are the rankings defined… (more…)

It’s time for another edition of Unintentionally Funny Local Commercial—the original LWB feature where I find commercials that are so bad they are actually funny.

Today’s Unintentionally Funny Local Commercial comes from Gary’s Gutter Service. Gary’s Gutter Service offers a full line of gutter, chimney and roofing services to the Rockland County area in New York.

Gary decided the best way to promote his company was to do something that has never been done before: A cheesy rap by a white guy attempting to be hip.

Check out the video….

So…what are the key ingredients to a cheesy white guy rap commercial? Let’s go down the checklist and see if Gary’s Gutters meets the criteria… (more…)

With more than 500 million users and growing, Facebook continues to grow at an astounding rate. This has resulted in just about everyone I know being on the world’s most popular social networking site. Whether it’s a high school classmate I never liked, a girl I went on one date with eight years ago, or someone I met briefly once in my life, they are probably already my “friend” on Facebook.

These people that I know little about are clogging up the news feed on my wall with updates I do not care about it. It’s time to do a little housecleaning. Chances are that you may also be dealing with this. So if you’re struggling to figure out which people to remove as a Facebook friend, then you’ve come to the right place.

Here is a flowchart for removing Facebook friends… (more…)