Ten years ago I was nerdy, high school senior about to embark on a new chapter in my life. College was about to begin in a few months. I’ve learned a lot since then. If I could go back in time and talk to that young whipper-snapper, I would give him plenty of good advice that would help to better the life of the present me. Here are 20 things I wish I knew before college.
Articles from January 2010
It’s been a few weeks since I last did Celebrity Tweet of the Week, the twitter contest that judges the best celebrity tweets. I’ve noticed if I wait a couple weeks in between posts, I find some really quality tweets. This week is no different. These three tweets were all really good and it was tough to differentiate third place from first place.
“Manscaping” is an act that many men perform on a regular basis. Men are constantly removing hair from their body in an effort to appear more attractive to the opposite sex. However, The Art of Manliness, has an article that may convince you to think twice before you bust out the razor.
Other Great Links
From the Lamest, everyone tries to keep the ginger man down
It seems like every day there is some new big product or service out there that promises to be the next big thing. Sometimes these products take off, sometimes they don’t. Sometimes these products do well despite the fact they have no practical use for any logical human being on the planet Earth. Here are six of those products.
The Coors Light Cold Activated Can
You know, I’ve always wondered when my beer was cold. The idea of just touching the bottle to see if it’s cold never occurred to me. THANK GOD Coors Light found a way to distract people from that piss they call beer with the Coors Light “Cold Activated” can. The mountains turn blue when your beer is cold! AWESOME! Now I’ll never have to ponder for hours if my cheap beer is ready for drinking. THANK YOU COORS LIGHT! (more…)
The final season of LOST is just around the corner! Over the past five seasons, LOST has provided its fans with intense action, heart-wrenching drama and, perhaps most importantly, plenty of hot babes. With so many beautiful women on this show, I thought it would be fun to pose the question: If you could be stranded on a deserted island with one of the girls from LOST, which one would you choose? To help you in this decision, I’ve decided to break down the pros and cons of each one. For arguments sake, we’ll just assume that all the characters are alive.
-In great shape
-Knows how to find her way around a jungle
-She already banged two guys on the island, why not you?
-Might blow up your house with you inside it if you wrong her
-Manages to fuck up every situation she’s put into
-Is still hung up on TWO other men
This week’s featured link is from the Lamest and is titled “Google Popular Search Suggestions that Expose Mass Shame.” This is one of the funniest things I’ve read in a while and is definitely worth checking out.
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Rap Lyrics Translated for White People is back for its second edition! This time I’ve gone even more in-depth to help the lyrically-challenged caucasians out there. To even further help you earn some “street-cred” with the one black guy you know, I’ve added footnotes to educate you even more.
Gimme the Loot- Notorious B.I.G
I’m slamming n*ggaz like Shaquille, shit is real
When it’s time to eat a meal I rob and steal
cause Mom Duke ain’t giving me shit
so for the bread and butter I leave n*ggaz in the gutter
Huh, word to mother, I’m dangerous
Crazier than a bag of fucking Angel Dust
When I bust my gat motherfuckers take dirt naps
I’m all that and a dime sack, where the paper at?
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Random Guys I Want to Punch in the Face is Back! This edition is going to be a little different though. Don’t worry, I’ll still be talking about people I want to punch in the face. You’ll just see a number of references from the movie Anchorman scattered throughout the post. See if you can spot the them. (more…)
This week’s featured link is from the Conan O’Brien Show. We all know the drama that has been surrounding NBC’s late night lineup lately. Well after learning that Jay Leno would regain the Tonight Show, adult film company, Pink Visual offered Conan O’Brien a role in a porn film.
After finding out, Conan decided to come up with some titles for possible Conan O’Brien Porno Movies, one of which is the title of this post.
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In the 2001 movie Training Day, academy award winning actor Denzel Washington, plays a crooked cop who owes money to the Russian Mob. In one of the final scenes, when Denzel’s life is in danger, he utters one of the most famous movie lines in recent history saying, “I run shit here, you just live here!…King Kong ain’t got SHIT on me! (see clip below)
In the world of relationships, make no mistake about, Women run shit. Men just live here. Most men claim to wear the pants but in actuality all women control the relationship.
Despite the best efforts of women, we are still a male-dominated society. Women still make less money than men on average, males hold more high-level jobs and women are continually portrayed as sex objects on television. (For the record, I’m not saying this is how it should be, these are just facts).
However, once the man enters a long-term relationship, those inequities no longer apply because women hold the one key that tips the relationship scale in their favor…THE VAGINA. Despite the best efforts of George Constanza and other men, we have no upper hand, because if we do anything wrong, the woman will withhold entry to the best place on Earth. For this reason, men always have to make a conscious effort to be on their best behavior. (more…)